i’m not sure i’ve ever seen a fandom want to make a man pregnant as badly as supernatural fans with dean winchester and knight of the seven kingdom fans with aerion targaryen
im not a big fan of the word ‘situationship’ but how else do i describe my decade-long lesbian not-relationship where we’ve never been proper girlfriends but we picked out the names of our children
i need lesbians to agree on a dating app. the lesbian dating apps don’t work because nobody uses them. available lesbians in my area? my area of 600 miles away and also they’re in their 30s? oh boy i sure hope so
i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.
unfortunately i come to the realization that i’m a lesbian about once a month, cry, and then pretend it didn’t happen. i am cyclical, and burdened with it forever it appears
Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because... well, let's put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse's storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.
Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he's doing it. It gets so bad that the show's producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.
red white and royale blue would've been good if instead of the president's son it was about an american president. and instead of a prince he fell in love with a british boy band member.
i just realized it's rude to ask for this and not provide my own fic recs D: these are coming straight from the bookmarks (with links !)
warning; a lot of this fics will have some sorta smut so tread with caution. also some of these will require an ao3 account to read ://
Golden Hour by kooprdoodl
this fic is incredible and imo one of the more realistic continuations of post-fall life. there is an on-going sequel that is just as good !!
Symbasis by tei
this is probably my favorite fic ever in all the fics ive read in a decade of reading. it's over 100k words and the integration of characters into the world is sooooo incredible. i read it all in 3 days and am thinking about rereading it. also every fic by tei is incredible. smut!
Pavlova by nbcravenstag
if i could ever recommend an author to read every work from, it's nbcravenstag. their works are some that i reread often when im in a bad mood, and i enjoy the way they characterize will. this a funnier fic that is just a good time all around. SMUT
Hidden Potential by sourweather
sourweather is another author where i've read all his works, and i would recommend you do the same. this fic is one of my faves by them, and it's def one for a good bedtime story (he's also written a lot of spacedogs and i love space dogs)
Call Me By Your Name by ShotgunSinner
controversial age gap bc it's based off the book call me by your name. i actually hated the book by andre aciman but i loved this fic so much. it's one of the few not-cannibal-hannibal fics i enjoy (another author who ive read every work)
Taken for Rubies by emungere
i didn't expect to love this but i really really did. there's this bit of angst in it that made my heart actually hurt and if that doesn't constitute a good fic idk what does
Shark Tank by xzombiexkittenx
i love prison!au's because of this fic specifically. im totally normal about will and hannbial's dynamic in this fic
Midnighters by whiskeyandspite (Midnighters series)
if you like spacedogs (adam raki from adam and nigel from country charlie man) and you havent read this, you are missing out big time. it's super wholesome, if you want something that is just good vibes and lover boys
Faded Fantasy by Phenobarbital
this series is a commitment. i mean it, there's over 200k words all together. features "straight" will and a very complicated relationship between him and hannibal. such an incredible read, i've re-read it like 4 times
Identically Different AU by Pragnificent
this series is another commitment. it's my favorite role-reversal!au in the hannibal fandom and the author does such an incredible job of creating this little universe
A quiet stretch of ice by NohaIjiachi
ice skating au??? so random but so so good. i love the relationship between will and hannibal in this fic, it's so flirty. also will is kind of a bitch in the best way
The Story We Chose by JBauchley
thinking about this fic made me start crying so i am crying rn. divorce fic with a happy ending i promise
Fall the Shadow by littlesystems
bedelia as will's therapist? delicious. one of the more interesting different first meeting aus
Ladder (series) by emungere
emungere is so damn good at series i always read them in one sitting even if they're so long good god.
i think that has to be the end of this post because if i dont stop now i never will. enjoy :D
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