PLS REVERT, TKS

AN ANTHOLOGY OF CIVIL SERVICE LINGO (or, Bad English Masquerading as Bureaucratic-Speak) I am part of the gahmen's current drive to DEVELOP CAPABILITY and BUILD CAPACITY, as we push for a DYNAMIC ARTS & CULTURE ECOSYSTEM. This is where you will learn about CAPABILITY DEVELOPMENT ROADMAPS, STAKEHOLDER ENGAGEMENTS, and all associated forms of bullshit. PLS SUBMIT, TKS or email [email protected] GOT QNS?

[vinlingur]

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"if u add anr instn - it's fine to add anr 10"

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More reading.

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hope your english is very much improved

We need the request to be approve ASAP and need your prompt reply on this.

Hope your understanding is very much appreciated.

Thank you.

[cosmokramers-deactivated2018091]

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Highly noted.

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"As spoken on phone earlier, as you only have 1 designer who is quite tight up..."

- submitted by @tambourinehero

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"Can you be pls indicate on the attached plan of the areas concerned in order for us to check the land ownership"

- submitted by @abcdetc

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[makemelaughblog]

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"meeting at 2.45pm today - plse attend becos Google's doing a demon today"

- an actual email subject

Google's doing a demon

DOING A DEMON

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Well played, my fellow jargon-spewing droids.

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Thank you for your highly unoriginal and rehashed points of argument, but

1. Do not compare us to the USA.

2. Do not make out like voters for the opposition are all misinformed and unthinking when they make their choice, and are solely driven by "visceral grievances".

3. Do not use big words when a diminutive one would suffice.

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mmmm halal songs

(photo cred: friend of a friend - thanks friend.)

[dundermifflingifs]

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"Let acid represent the alternative boys of Singaporeans."

Forthcoming: a summary of Desmond Lim's by-election rally speech, courtesy of YouTube automatic captioning.