unoriginal

i don’t wanna talk about it

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[mynorthernattitude]

sorry, i can't come my clothes look fcking stupid on me

[djospurnell]

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[stuckinapril]

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

[dogpuppy]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[minyard-05]

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

[freakoutgirl]

enough influencers. we need people submitting lyrics meanings on genius.com.

[konoko]

[sivavakkiyar]

I believe in bass lines like I believe in very few immediate things

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit