lost boy

Kaiden Samuels. 20. The Outspoken One. Unenthusiastic Starbucks Barista.

[yeahchlo]

Sometimes, when I’m putting tight pants on, I sing Wiggle by Jason DeRulo.

[plskaiden]

Are we the same person? The answer is yes.

[hereischristian]

Kaiden… How much did you drink?

[plskaiden]

Good question. I may have lost track before, during or after the keg stand. Not sure, so, that's good.

[tori-pedrosa]

How do you not remember what you did? You ended up in a chicken costume for christs sake.

[plskaiden]

This could happen to anyone, honestly. Haven't you seen those movies? You know -- the ones about the guy who parties too hard..and ends up in a chicken suit?

[kaye-ella]

How precious, you think you’re funny.

[plskaiden]

I know I'm funny, grandma.

[zlessed]

x

[pceamanda-deactivated20150224]

Honestly, I don’t really feel up to it or much lately. I appreciate the gesture though, yeah, thanks.

[plskaiden]

You're welcome, I guess. You can always change your mind.

[tori-pedrosa]

When is taking a dare ever a good idea? What was it?

[plskaiden]

Turning down dares are for the weak. Challenges build character. However, I'm not entirely sure what I agreed to do.

[hereischristian]

Agree with you on that. What was the dare?

[plskaiden]

Chris, I can't even remember.

[evantaylors]

I lied. I literally don’t do shit in my free time.

[plskaiden]

You definitely plot out villainous schemes to enact on innocent people, such as myself, all day long.

[molliekaye]

All I’m saying is that weddings are cute and I like cute things and I don’t expect you to get married…yet.

[plskaiden]

Who says I'm ever getting married? Maybe I don't want to.

[kingof-recklessness]

What about the food? You have to care about the food.

[plskaiden]

How could I forget? I eat whilst sitting on the couch and watching Christmas movies.

[kaye-ella]

Well, I am a fan of the law. But I don’t look like a mom, and that’s all that really matters.

[plskaiden]

You're absolutely right--actually, is that a gray hair?

[evantaylors]

And more, my friend. So much more.

[plskaiden]

You keep that to yourself. I don't need to know what you do in your free time.

[molliekaye]

I wasn’t looking at you…

[plskaiden]

Not literally, maybe...Alright, never mind.

[plskaiden]

I should not have taken that dare, last night.

[evantaylors]

There’s nothing quite like dancing to Shakira in the comforts of your room.

[plskaiden]

That way you're free to pelvic thrust as much as you please?

[molliekaye]

Wedding makes me really happy, so someone get married soon so I can be all happy and wear a pretty dress and arrange flowers for you.

[plskaiden]

Don't look at me.