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#i tell you the character design of the henley under a rolled-up shirt under a waistcoat: fox animation was NOT messing around #they knew what they were doing in the ‘let’s make him hot though’ department

touchofstarquality

Its great because I remember in some interview they talked about how they gave him a broken nose because they thought he was literally too attractive so they had to ‘normalize’ him in some way.

Like someone said, “our leading man is too hot, we need to tone him down”

ceedawkes

#bad news fox: It Did Not Work.#It Did Not Work At All.#He Was Bangin.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

pembrokewkorgi

@ihatejonarbuckle

aeonchangeling

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

raeloganthesonic06fangirl

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

nightf4iry

wholesome

lennythereviewer

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

morbidology

Mohamed Bzeek, a Libyan-born Muslim, has been fostering terminally ill children for the past two decades. Since then, he has buried 10 children, some of who have died in his arms.

One of his foster children is a six-year-old girl who has a rare brain defect. As a result, she’s deaf, blind, and her arms and legs are paralysed. “I know she can’t hear, can’t see, but I always talk to her,” he said. “She has feelings. She has a soul. She’s a human being.” He took this young girl under his wing when she was just one month old. Mohamed’s biological son, Adam, was born in 1997 with brittle bone disease and dwarfism.

The DCFS said that Mohamed is the man they always call when they need to find a placement for a shock child. “He’s the only one that would take a child who would possibly not make it,” said a DCFS coordinator. In fact, he’s the only foster parent in the country that is known to take terminally ill children.

After being inspired by Mohamed’s story, somebody set up a gofundme. Click here to donate.

teesadutta

11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

randomthingsthatilike1

THE ARGUMENT OBAMA PICKED WAS WHETHER OR NOT MARRIAGE SHOULD EXIST

chekhov

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broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

party-bees-deactivated20181211

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:

super-metroid

truly the language of love

bpdzoldyck-deactivated20181014

As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too.

I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.

stillstreetjoshua

This is something everyone should see. Thank you for sharing this.

robotsandfrippary

Transformers kept me alive. When the 2007 movie was announced I was going through an incredibly hard time emotionally. I saw the preview and every time I thought about killing myself I thought, “but then I won’t get to see this thing I’ve always wanted to see, good or not.” And it got me through.

I’m in a place where I live for myself now, but don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own.

senatorwiggles-deactivated20241

don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own

sadburgerboogie

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

heretoramble

I can say that for myself, waiting to see how all these Marvel films turn out has been a hell of a life preserver for me

deadnoonehere-deactivated202212

Yeah. Whatever it is you gotta do to keep yourself alive, cling to it. The “reason to smile” tag equates to a “reason to live”. It is those connections outside of our ownselves that can give us the ability to live.

spooky-ghost-bubbles

Preach

timemachineyeah

I hate that so many places will automatically convert :P into

like what is that. That’s not what I wanted to convey at all.

:P means

LG is the only company that gets it at all

Thank you for your service, LG. You alone understand. My apologies to anyone using your service who tries to sent this to anyone using any of the other services.

luzdelunis2-deactivated20200703

Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

i-have-no-gender-only-rage

animal snaps

great-tweets

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girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de

FREE HIM

girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de

HE CAME BACK

scumbagsblog

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

maswartz

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

super-saiyan-rose

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

w0wls

Careful or we will get impeached too

wallnoises

Guys this isn’t something to joke about, my dad got impeached last week :(

homotology

Mom said it’s my turn to be impeached!

queereyegifs

big mood

tranarchist

Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.

A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was “in the works for about six months as an official project,” adding that it was given additional resources and named “Project X” in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. “[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,” the former engineer told me. “Verizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,” but the real problem was always that Verizon couldn’t sell ads next to porn.

Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if it’s going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform — enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.

On that note-

Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”

duskysands

For anyone who wants to makes sense of the latest chaos, I HIGHLY recommend reading this article. It has some very insightful things to say on the subject. Because apparently, it’s been a long time coming.

theinturnetexplorer

Great Understatements in History

i-homeostasis

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?

i-homeostasis

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

thankyousirmayihaveanother

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

aquamarineglow

Rufus Aldebaran

So we know that Rufus Aldebaran lived a hundred years ago, so he’s probably dead now. However, he is clearly seen alive in the intro. I have some theories about how this could be possible:

1. He is immoral

2. He’s a vampire.

3. He is not a vampire he’s just high on toxic gas.

4. He is both a vampire and high on toxic gas.

5. He’s the great great something grandson of Rufus who happens to look identical to him because that’s how genetics work.

6. Kissing the dead woman gave him peanut powers, allowing him to travel through time.

7. He was cloned.

9. It’s just Don Paolo in disguise.

8. It’s just Descole in disguise.

11. See 10 but switch the names around.

10. It’s just Don Paolo, disguised as Descole, disguised as Aldebaran.

12. He’s a robot.

13. He’s a cosplayer.

14. He’s just a fanboy of Rufus, so he dresses up as him.

15. He has a crush on Layton and thinks this will impress him.

16. He’s like Benjamin Button, as he gets older, the younger he looks. (That’s how it goes right? I’ve not seen the film in years)

17. He was dead but true loves kiss brought him back.

18. It’s just a bunch of kids in a trenchcoat.

19. He is a wizard.

20. He’s not the real Aldebaran, he’s just a wax sculpture in the museum. At night, the magical Egyptian tablet brings him back to life. If he goes out in the sun he’ll turn to dust.