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The official tumblr of Jordynn Finch

[pluralfinch]

I long for a life where I have to explain to the child that has decided to adopt me as their parent that the baby boomers were not an ancient race of old people slaughtering babies with explosives, and that the population crisis was caused by them in an indirect capacity, and not by infant genocide.

[artsymeeshee]

Another day of old man is confused by youth slang

[pluralfinch]

But he has a point.

[marginsandmargins]

i’m no longer calling myself chronically offline. it’s more like chaotically offline.

i keep visiting the Internet and it’s a terrible time, every time.

here’s an itemized list of 33 years of grievance against the internet.

• for stealing my friends’ attention

• for wanting to go outside and do things but having to check the internet to know what those things are

• for not being able to keep up with my community and events without it

• for both sparking my imagination and yet stealing it

• for the negative feelings it gives me about my body

• for the constant, never ever ending stimulation

• for ruining my attention span

• for both the awareness and the depression. the big sad.

• for turning hobbies into performance and content

• for the late nights, the insomnia, the bad decisions I make lying awake in bed

• for the blue light that’s ruined my eyes

• for the poor posture, the neck pain, the carpal tunnel in my wrists and thumbs

• for the exposure to violence and trolls and incels and hate

• for the anxiety, the fear—everything that comes with the bad news in every headline

• for the algorithm, the manipulation. the mind games. the malice seared into my brain

something shifted. between childhood and here. it was gradual and then it was not. after covid, after tiktok. it stopped feeling optional.

it used to feel like a place but now it feels like a condition. i don’t think it’s broken. i think it broke us. and I think it’s working exactly as intended.

i didn’t ask for this. i didn’t have a choice. i didn’t have a chance to opt out of it.

we did not log on, we acclimated.

and I hate it here.

i try my best to stay away but how can you?

how. can. you.

[itsapmseymour]

“P.M. Seymour” is an angram of “Erm.. my soup”

how do you feel about this?

you are officially banned from access to all soups.

[pluralfinch]

'But I wanted to go to the soup store'

[undying-whispers]

Morbid Curiosity

I draw a blade from my clavicle down to my stomach.

I pull back the layers of skin and fat and muscle and connective tissue.

I stare at my ribs before prying them away from each other like French doors.

Or I try to.

I chip a nail on the cartilage, and a couple ribs snap as I open up my chest cavity.

I rummage and search,

Taking each organ in my hands and examining them gently.

I get frustrated,

I get less gentle.

I can’t seem to find what’s wrong with me.

I can’t seem to find the source of that unrelenting ache.

I can’t seem to find what makes me feel constantly out of place.

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[pluralfinch]

I gotta it's like...eighty percent of my writing if you only include romance.

[pluralfinch]

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It's a shame I'm not more active on here. Check out my Wattpad, twitch, Patreon, and Instagram if you want more.

[pluralfinch]

Every time I post I feel like I am standing up in no mans land shouting slurs towards either side. For some reason I am compelled to do so even though it brings me harm. I must funny, but I do not want the laughter.

[pluralfinch]

Welcome

This is my first post on tumblr. Check out my other socials. Don't worry I've got a story coming very soon. When I've got the first chapters ready I'll post the link to that blog in a post for y'all. Wattpad: https://x.com/JordynnFinch Twitter(X): https://www.wattpad.com/user/JordynnFinch Patreon: https://patreon.com/PluralFinch Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pluralfinch Fictish: https://www.fictish.com/write/profile/PluralFinch.html Writing dot com: https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/pluralfinch