cronicly online girl rotter life x

she/her, minor! , bi , girlblogger ,i treat tumblr like my own personal diary,Psi-vamp, .dni if over 19 or hates lana x

[fairycosmos]

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

[bellaskhakis]

in honour of midnight sun i will be getting drunk and watching twilight tonight. stay tuned for my drunk selfs take on the blue tint and much more

[bellaskhakis]

a bitch is relatively buzzed now so lets get this show on the road my homies

[bellaskhakis]

damn i want a phil dwyer backstory. he loves them both 🥺

[bellaskhakis]

can someone explain how there’s only one bathroom in this huge house? like what even. make that make sense stephanie. 

[bellaskhakis]

bella sweetie i love you and am very gay for you but why the fuck would you wear a bowling shirt on your first day of school. 

[bellaskhakis]

what does this “olympic sized” kirk look like. we need to know.we deserves itb

[bellaskhakis]

okay i’m just gonna say it. jessica stanley deserves her own story. ugh i love her. she is the reason for the success of the movies. iconic. my fav. 

[bellaskhakis]

CAN YALL IMAGINE IF SHE DID CONFRONT HIM LIKE SHE PLANNED. LIKE I WANNA KNOW HOE THAT WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN. IMAGINE HIS EXCUSES “SORRY BITCH YOU JUST KIND STINK” AKSDHAKSUFD

[bellaskhakis]

here’s to the twilight renaissance my friends

[bellaskhakis]

BELLA DOES NOT LIKE ANY “COLD, WET THING” BUT THIS BITCH IS READY TO DIE FOR THE POPSICKLE OF A DICK ATTACHED TO EDDIE BOI IN LESS THAN A YEAR SO DAMN DID SHE CHNAGE HER MIND

[bellaskhakis]

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE BELLAS GAY ASS DIDN’T WANT TO COMMENT ON JESS AND ANGELA IN THEIR CUTE ASS DRESSED. THIS BITCH SAID BOOKS> GIRLS

[bellaskhakis]

EDWARD DOES NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY AWAY FROM BLLA ANYMORE BUT HAS THE ABILITY TO NOT DRAIN HER LIKE A CAPRI SUN. MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU DEPRESSED FUCK . 

[bellaskhakis]

SO BELLA WENT TO PORT ANGELES TO BUY A BOOK. ONLY TO LOOK AT ONE FUCJING SENTENCE AND THEN GOOGLE THE REST? BRO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. LIKR COME ON. 

[bellaskhakis]

ALSO WHAT VERSION OF GOOGLE IS BELLA USING TO FIND ALL THIS INFO. LIKE I’M TRYING TO FIND INFO FOR MY LAB REPORTS AND RESEACH PAPERS AND I GET ABSOLULTEY NOTHING. BUT NO. MISS BELLA SWAN SEARCHES COLD ONE AND UNCOVRES THE ENTIRE SECRET OF FUCKING VAMPIRES. THIS IS A HATE CRIME. 

[bellaskhakis]

bella: hahaha i think you’re a vampire but lets go into the woods together where no one can see us. hehe.

edward: say it, out loud.

bella: my biggest sexual fantasy. getting disked down by a skinny white down and dying in the process.

edward: what do we eat?

bella: hopefully pussy.

[bellaskhakis]

I AM NOT ONE TO JUDGE BECAUSE I HAVE DONE AND DEALT WIHT LOTS OF STUPID SHIT FOR DICK, BUT EDWARD JUST TOLD HER HE’S KILLLED PEOPLE BEFORE. AND WANTED TO KILL HER. AND BELLA JUST SAID IT DOENSN’T MATTER. HONEY WHAT KIND OF CRAXK ARE YOU SMOKING AND CAN I HAVE SOME .

[bellaskhakis]

edward: the venom was excruciating. but what carlisle did was much harder. not many of us have the restraint to do that. 

bella: oh you mean being like so close to your neck and not kissing you? hahah i can relate. 

[bellaskhakis]

I REALLY WANNA TASTE HARRY CLEARWATER’S HOMEMADE FISH FRY

[bellaskhakis]

OKAY SO TWILIGHT IS GREAT AND ALL BUT WE WERE ROBBED OF THE SCENE WITH THE INDECENT KHAKIS

[bellaskhakis]

the entire scene of bella and edward in his room for the first time gives me second hand embarrassment every time 

[bellaskhakis]

SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE JUST STARTED PLAYING AND I AM A WHORE FOR THIS SONG 

[bellaskhakis]

THIS BASEBALL SCENE GETS ME EVERYTIME. I FUCKING LOVE IT AND LIVE FOR IT. YES YES YES. 

[bellaskhakis]

MY LIL HEART IS BREAKING FOR CHARLIE WHEN BELLA LEAVES. “I’M NOT THAT FUN TO BE AROUND. I CAN CHANGE”

CHARLIE SWAN DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT

[bellaskhakis]

HOW DID ALICE NOT SEE BELLA DECIDING TO GO TO THE BALLET STUDIO

[bellaskhakis]

“I’M STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL YOU”

yes. year him apart.

[bellaskhakis]

ALICE TEARING HIS HEAD OFF ISBOEAK FEMINISM

[bellaskhakis]

I AM AWAKE AND SOBER and just wanted to add in my video commentary on to this so it could all be in one place so here y’all go. enjoy my chaotic self. might just make this a weekly thing. 

drunk commentary on: the scene where bella tells him she knows what he is

drunk commentary on: “unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him”

drunk commentary on: the scene where Bella meets the cullens

recreation of: edward showing off his piano skills

recreation of: edward stalking bella while she sleeps

drunk commentary on:  the one with the wicked curve ball 

drunk commentary on: carlisle making edward suck the venom out of bella’s system 

drunk commentary on: last minute thoughts about the entire movie right before i passed out

[bellaskhakis]

happy 5 year anniversary to the time I drunk watched twilight and took yall with me

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[sunchildsatoru]

alternative title dnp experience the queer joy of third wheeling dnp

[notsofastwawa]

I LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT!!! Especially Mira's fins, from hot pink to a dull pink!

[azotvoksid]

How do we feel about phyuri doodle slop 🤔🤔

[mascaraphernalia]

PHANART

a month without uploading she comes back with a tag.... and that tag is PHYURI

hello @danielhowell and @amazingphil do you like your hotter female version

[screaming-at-moss]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAAAAANN

[sharpiewhiskerd]

do you think he feels more alive

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[will-gr4ham]

Geeked vs locked in

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[eidollatry]

Reminder to all the psi vamps out there - it is always ethical to drain your local cops

[plushieovercomsumer]

hell yeah

[presentabsence]

Psychic Vampirism

The lack of easily-obtainable information on vampirism that isn't tainted by inaccurate new age ideas that we're all malevolent abusers or reality TV really got to me. It was different when I first awakened, and I feel obligated to the community to share my own experiences with the hope it might help someone out there.

I'd like to say now that while I will be referring to myself as a vampire in posts on the subject, it's for the sake of brevity. I conceptualize my "vampirism" as like a condition of my energy body rather than the entirety of my self or a facet of my identity per say.

I'm as much a vampire as I am a demon, which is to say that I'm not really either of these things at all, but they come close enough in your tongue to get the general idea across. I like to start painting in broad strokes and fill in details as they come up.

What is a psychic vampire?

Am I a psychic vampire? What is an awakening?

Do psychic vampires have to hurt people?

How do I feed?

How do I know if I need to feed? What if I don't?

[ari-adne-111]

Confidential ink roller won't save you buddy

[boonsandwhatever]

what's that? I've got to go back into the character design vortex? ...okay

[plushieovercomsumer]

bro im in love with you is this how you have been spending study leave?

[boonsandwhatever]

what are you doing here

why can tumblr posts reach real people

[plushieovercomsumer]

BECAUSE YOUR BEST FRIEND OBVI WANTS TO SUPPORT YOUR ART SILLYYYY (how'd you find maths , euan said the papers were hell?)