[silk101]

[outcrying]

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

[infinittywar]

them: Hey. Are you even listening to me?

my head: rockin, rockin’, and rollin’. down to the beach, i’m strollin’ but the seagulls poke at my head: not fun! i said “seagulls mmm! stop it now!”  hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha, hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm hah

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[lisbon]

[googoogooby]

Me

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

[moreshitooblog]

Two kinds of people

[ryanreynoldssource]

[letalestrange-deactivated201905]

Jake Gyllenhaal in neon red. Nightcrawler (2014) & Nocturnal Animals (2016)

[chefpyro]

established facts about the boys

back in town

attracted by milkshakes

frequently found cracking a cold one open

[photos91-blog]

[ires-moved-deactivated20171210]

this is a big moodboard

[nitramaraho]

[dirtyrotteninfidel-deactivated2]

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

[christianmetalhead2112-deactiva]

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

[yayoroses]

tbh i didn’t plan to make it this far in life so i’ve no idea what i’m doing

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[ultraswam]

A real ride or die.

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[unclefather]

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

smh if you can’t read this fuck w me when yr chakras are aligned