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[plutotheman]

Intro Post

@plutotries personal blog!

The name's Dan

Pronouns: he/they/it

[plutotheman]

I miss all the friends I drifted away from

[titsliker]

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

[titsliker]

see this guy gets it

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

I know we all love Secretly Silly Dragon but I think maybe the reason some people have a hard time picturing it is that we forget Silliness, like all good things, comes in many forms. I posit that Dragon’s silliness presents itself not through loud and goofy behavior like in his father and son, but rather through a willingness to immediately commit to any and all bits. This man will Yes, And you all the way down. He won’t even ask questions. He’ll just immediately start playing along, and he’ll stay completely straight-faced the whole time. This man’s ability to keep his face in check through a joke is legendary and his willingness to keep a bit going for years should be feared and respected. He once invited Ivankov into his office for a private meeting, revealed to Ivankov that one of the fancy mysterious boxes on his desk actually holds a bottle of bubbles that he blows when he’s bored, and when Ivankov asked why he would reveal this secret to them Dragon said “because no one will ever believe you. Dismissed.”

[l00106]

[tommys-kin-hell]

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[spelldealer]

brutalist candy cane

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[loving-parasite-moved]

tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[makomoriz]

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal

[flipocrite]

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[hiveswap]

Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

[hiveswap]

Me upon being isekaid to a fantasy world: you say you dont have magic but you conjured up that frog the other day whats with that

Wizard who spent decades mastering his craft, understands how and why it works, and processes it entirely as a regular part of his day to day life: did you just call creature conjuring magic

[katarh-mest]

Works the other way around too in isekais.

that wizard: and you said you don't have magic in your world but there are lights that come on, that do not use candles or flames or emit any heat at all, the moment that you walk into a room? you don't even have to say anything?

me, squirming uncomfortably: for a while there an earlier version ran off of two claps

the wizard: an earlier version of what? the spell? the spell you use to make the lights come on?

[ayxh]

We made an album (in a month) again yay! Pls have a listen :3

[hydrus101]

I just keep thinking about John today.

Of course he would take the reset. Of course he would want to do everything he could to keep himself in Arthur's good graces. Of course the character that has spent all of last season feeling weak and useless and distrusted and replaced when before he had been Arthur's everything, his anchor, his guide, his partner, his only friend in all the world, of course he wouldn't want any more strife after years of it spent away in the Dark.

And even then he hesitates. He doesn't want to. It feels wrong. But he reasons, but he thinks, but he convinces himself that this is the best way for things to go. Though for a moment, John listens to Arthur, to the man he has looked to time and time again, the needle to his moral compass, and he hears him tell him "no".

And then, he turns away. Hastur's heart looks instead to his mind, and it condemns him.

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[effemimaniac]

unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options... hit em with the bro nod. signal sent... nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.

[solbellaria]

"They should just go for it, they should just start making out like what's stopping them?" - Mythical J Sausage about Boat boys