It makes me happy when they listen
YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU
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It makes me happy when they listen
YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU
I truly cannot find a single fic where Simon gives Grace a tit job
and after those tits were so thoughtfully put on display for us too
Shameful
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It fucking better.
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Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!
Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)
Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this. (NEXT)
HC list under the cut
At the end of the day, who really are you if everything you know about yourself stems from the life of a person you're pretending to live as?
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You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?
You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?
hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot
Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.
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maybe I'm just not looking hard enough but there is an appalling lack of tiityfucking in the BloodyMary fandom. And after Amy so thoughtfully put Mark's boobs on display with that harness. For shame.
I was never a superwholock or a riseofthebravetangleddragons fan or whatever so I don't know if this is normal for crossover fandoms but I do find it kind of strange that every single bloodymary fic goes with "Simon just shows up one day/Sumon's submarine is found floating in space" instead of like. Just properly combining the 'verses?
Simon even has a whole speech about how he thinks people get the Quiet Rapture backwards -- every single planet and star is still in their original places; it was the space stations that were moved.
So why not go with that? Grace is still a teacher on Earth but he's a teacher on Earth in a reality where humanity colonized the stars, and the Astrophage thing happens as a late-term side-effect of the Quiet Rapture. In order to solve the Astrophage problem, Grace and Rocky need to trace it back to its source, which is in the world the space stations were taken to.
They find Simon, they rescue the humans stranded in the other reality, they retire comfortably in Erid like in canon.
It just feels like a much cleaner and neater solution than awkwardly slamming one character into another's universe.
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
so yesss!!!! my hypothetical anthrpology #myhypotheticalanthropology
I kinda wanted to approach Eden and the COI not as Evil Cult Society and Evil Industrial Society (since personally i just find that less interesting) but more as two diverging human cultures that adapted to intense circumstances in different ways. that isn't to say that there aren't harmful aspects to them, much in the way that there are harmful aspects to real human societies.
So anyway back 2 my markiplier space movie conlang
Oh Simon Iron Lung you are so Passerine by The Oh Hellos to me
Im gonna end up making a bloodymary side blog aren’t I
I’ve seen a couple “Simon assumes Grace will want sex in exchange for his food/shelter/medical care/access to his resources” but I have yet to see a single “Simon goes through with making sexual advances on Grace as a result, which Grace believes are genuine and responds to in kind, resulting in Simon being under the impression that this is transactional and Grace being under the impression that this is mutual but purely physical and then Simon starts to realize he misunderstood Grace’s intentions but by then he’s caught feelings and doesn’t want to risk losing these scraps of intimacy he’s managed to steal for himself and Grace meanwhile has had feelings since the early days resulting in tortured mutual pining while fucking until something makes Grace figure out the misunderstanding and he’s horrified at thinking he took advantage of Simon and he’s the one to break things off and Simon doesn’t know how to explain that yeah it maybe did start off that way but he wasn’t upset about it at the time and anyway it didn’t. Stay that way for long, but he can’t say that without feeling like a creep because now he’s realizing that HE was the one taking advantage of GRACE and they stop sleeping together and get pathetic and mopey and angsty about it until Rocky and Adrian like idk lock them in a closet until they talk it out or something.”
And I would just like to say. Please.
you're so right for that actually. guards bring me my quill and parchment
Holy shit that's good. Can I ALSO write about this? /genq
Yes please all of you everyone help yourselves. And by yourselves I mean me. Feed me.
I’ve seen a couple “Simon assumes Grace will want sex in exchange for his food/shelter/medical care/access to his resources” but I have yet to see a single “Simon goes through with making sexual advances on Grace as a result, which Grace believes are genuine and responds to in kind, resulting in Simon being under the impression that this is transactional and Grace being under the impression that this is mutual but purely physical and then Simon starts to realize he misunderstood Grace’s intentions but by then he’s caught feelings and doesn’t want to risk losing these scraps of intimacy he’s managed to steal for himself and Grace meanwhile has had feelings since the early days resulting in tortured mutual pining while fucking until something makes Grace figure out the misunderstanding and he’s horrified at thinking he took advantage of Simon and he’s the one to break things off and Simon doesn’t know how to explain that yeah it maybe did start off that way but he wasn’t upset about it at the time and anyway it didn’t. Stay that way for long, but he can’t say that without feeling like a creep because now he’s realizing that HE was the one taking advantage of GRACE and they stop sleeping together and get pathetic and mopey and angsty about it until Rocky and Adrian like idk lock them in a closet until they talk it out or something.”
And I would just like to say. Please.