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[radioappleshipper2002]

I almost died the stupidest death. Asphyxiation via laughter. I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual asthma attack. It’s been twenty minutes since I used my inhaler and I still can’t quite catch my breath.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[heroineimages]

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

[ashyminivet]

india is not a democracy anymore.

everyone needs to hear about the situation in india right now. the youth of this nation are going through hell and back to protect the foundations that our country was built on in the first place, while the adults who are supposed to actually be in charge try to silence our voices.

NEET, which is an exam taken by millions of students per year and is the ONLY gateway for medical admissions across the country, had its papers leaked. so many took their lives because this exam meant everything for their future. and NTA, the agency who conducts this exam, was not held accountable.

there was national backlash. cockroach janta party (initially a satirical political party formed by abhijeet dipke in retaliation to the remarks of the chief justice of india calling the youth "cockroaches" and "parasites of society") started protests at jantar mantar, demanding the resignation of the union education minister, dharmendra pradhan. the movement also asked for ten million inr (~100,000 usd) in compensation for the families of students who died by suicide and wanted NTA be held accountable.

sonam wangchuk, a climate activist and education reformer, also went on a hunger strike at jantar mantar to protest against this corruption in india's higher education system. his fast began on june 28, demanding the resignation of the union education minister. his fast lasted for 20 days until delhi police FORCIBLY removed him and admitted him to safdarjung hospital on july 18.

because of this, cockroach janta party announced "chalo sansad," a march to the parliament beginning on june 20th, 9:00 am ist. but the police seems to be responding with water cannons, mobile jammers, and baton charge. all of this, because of a peaceful protest led by people no older than 30.

and yet there has been absolutely no indian media coverage about a movement that spans the entirety of this nation. so, please, if you see this, keep talking about us. we will not let those old bastards stoop any lower than they've already had. we will not let them ruin our country any further. we will not be silenced

[your-mom-friend]

Please look it up. Students have been beaten bloody. They’re using electrified batons. They’re using batons with nails hammered in. They’re dragging people off and locking them up for no reason. People are being beaten, assaulted, and even molested by the police.

The government is doing everything it can except for actually having an honest dialogue with the protestors.

It’s important to note that despite all the police brutality, despite how the government has had extra forces airlifted to Delhi to help quash the protest, this has deterred no one.

Not only is the protest in Delhi going strong, the government closed down every metro station in Central Delhi in an effort to stop them and it still hasn’t.

There’s protests in most major cities in India in solidarity. Palakkad, Chennai, Mumbai, Hyderabad, Bangalore, Kochi, and probably more besides. There has been a protest in the UK as well in solidarity.

People who aren’t at the protest are donating so much food that the organisers have had to ask them to stop doing so because there’s more than enough. In lieu of that people are donating money for medicine, lawyers, cleanup, and umbrellas.

Most crucially, hopes aren’t broken. Spirits aren’t broken. People with bruises and broken bones are still showing up. People are showing up cosplaying as freedom fighters and super heroes and a dinosaur. People are doxxing goons who show up trying to incite violence. People are making reels. People in Mumbai literally opened a moving police detainment van to allow arrested students to escape.

*all links lead to Instagram posts or reels showing the same. Almost every major Indian news network has been bought and either ignores the protests or depicts them unfairly. All honest news comes from people on the ground and smaller independent news outlets.

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 300 times

[bigmommycommie]

oh noooo what do you mean theres weird stuff on the Weird Stuff Website, made specifically to hold the weird stuff that can't be posted anywhere else????

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[radioappleshipper2002]

I lightly threatened my doctor the last time he tried pulling this shit. I had a cyst in my armpit. He didn’t want to remove it and told me it was probably just a swollen lymph node. I told him either he removed it or I would and I’d tell the er it was his fault for denying me treatment. He suddenly decided it needed to be removed.

[krabbages]

This is the story of Mira, a dying kitten I rescued. I have started a GoFundMe to help pay for her medical bills as I am in a rough place financially. Her full story is posted on the GoFundMe.

Any support is appreciated, either through donations or shares 💖

Thank you for taking the time to read my little comic~ have a lovely day! ✨

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[pannman]

Angel: you been staring at Alastor so long he’s bound to notice

Reader: I can’t help it. He’s so hot

Angel: he’s a monster

Reader: I’m into that

Angel: he’s probably into some freaky shit

Reader: promise?

Alastor approaches*

Alastor: my ears are burning. It’s rude to talk to about someone while not in their presence

Reader: I was just telling Angel how I’d like to get to dinner with you some time

Alastor: why that sounds like a wonderful idea

Reader: really?

Alastor: shall we say tonight at at 8

Reader: of course

Tonight at 7:45*

Alastor arrives with flowers and a tux*

Reader: you look handsome

Alastor: you look very nice as well

Reader: very nice?

Alastor: yes very nice

At dinner*

Reader: so, what made you agree to a date?

Alastor: well I’ve always wanted to settle down

Reader: really?

Alastor: why yes. Picture this!

Reader: I’m listening

Alastor: we get married, set us up a little white picket fence home in a pocket dimension. I spend my days at the radio tower, you spend your days tending to the home or engaging in your hobbies, I come home we eat dinner together then go to bed. Of course we’ll have separate beds. And we can do this everyday forever and ever

Reader: …

Alastor: well what did you have in mind?

Reader: ok, well I was thinking we don’t get married, we wake up and eat breakfast together, we go out every night, come home and try something new in the bedroom, then fall asleep in each arms

Alastor: something new? Like what?

Reader: like tying me up and biting me and toying with me

Alastor: that’s not very gentlemen like

Reader: sometimes it’s more attractive when you aren’t a gentleman

Waiter: here’s your bill sir

Alastor: oh dinners on them!

Alastor poofs away*

Reader: not like that! Alastor! Come back! ASSHOLE!!!

[radioappleshipper2002]

@deltasix101

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[peppermint-whiskers]

CASTINNGGGGGGGGG

[bluacedia]

~Human Alastor Art~

[pnglove]

[radioappleshipper2002]

@deltasix101 @akumasummoner @odditycircus-2002

How we saw him growing up/ how we see him when he does something silly

[bluacedia]

~Human Alastor Art~

[radioappleshipper2002]

@deltasix101

@akumasummoner

@odditycircus-2002

How Alastor sees himself / how we see him externally

We do see our beloved deer demon on the inside

[adequately]

ハート

[radioappleshipper2002]

My husband/best friend making sure I don’t wander off at the Zoo again. (I’ll try to catch the squirrels or crawl in the big cat exhibits)

[bebsi-cola]

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

[radioappleshipper2002]

No like this is completely true. I have literally told people I cannot focus because of my adhd and their immediate response is just try harder. I’ve started using it as a test to see if someone is neurotypical or neurodivergent it like immediately gives it away become neurodiverse individuals will respond with I know right it’s such a bitch. Where as neurotypicals will respond as seen above.

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[luna-azzurra]

Tips for Writing Injuries! (AGAIN)

Your action hero just got shot in the shoulder, stitched it up in a motel bathroom, and is now running through a forest. I need you to know that a shoulder wound severs muscle, nerves, and sometimes bone, and the human body's response to that is not "mild wincing followed by full range of motion." here is what injuries actually do to peoplee...

⊹ Adrenaline is REAL and it does allow people to do extraordinary things immediately after injury, BUT it is a loan, not a gift. you borrow the function and you pay it back later with interest. Your character might genuinely be able to run for twenty minutes after being stabbed. and then the adrenaline drops and everything the body was delaying arrives all at once. the collapse is NOT weakness. it's biology collecting its debt. write the debt collection. it's more interesting than the heroic sprint anyway.

⊹ Blood loss changes cognition before it drops you. you don't go from "fine" to "unconscious." you go through a whole middle stage of confusion, poor decision-making, emotional dysregulation, a strange calm, tunnel vision, difficulty forming sentences. Your injured character making a bad call, saying something they normally wouldn't, becoming suddenly and inexplicably gentle--that's blood loss. use the middle stage. it's dramatically rich and almost nobody writes it.

⊹ Recovery has a timeline and the timeline is long and boring and inconvenient to plot. a broken rib takes six weeks and during those six weeks sneezing is a genuine emergency. a concussion means no screens, no reading, no bright lights, and symptoms can persist for months. a stab wound to the abdomen means weeks of infection risk, limited mobility, and a specific kind of exhaustion that has nothing to do with sleep. Your character being sidelined and frustrated and useless for a long time is not a narrative problem. it's the story.

⊹ Pain also affects personality in ways writers skip. chronic pain makes people short-tempered and then guilty about being short-tempered. it makes concentration difficult. it makes intimacy complicated, both emotional and physical. a character who was patient and warm before their injury and is now snappy and withdrawn is not a character regression. they're in pain. pain is exhausting in ways that don't show on the outside. the people around them noticing and not knowing how to help is a whole story in itself.

[radioappleshipper2002]

this so much this

[slipping-into-madness]

[rubbeve]

Please please spread this around.

Encourage them with sources if you can.