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cheers to the relapse 🥂

#i got some free coke #i really want more #but i wont #mostly i cant #cause its all gone and i aint gonna ask for more #but its wild i never realised i really liked it that much #i still also really hate it #but my brain keeps reeling for more and i refuse so thays growth #at least #high

funeral

Emil Cioran, The Trouble With Being Born

quixoticanarchy

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid

volach-deactivated20230326

Part of me is sad that a lot of ipad kids will be basically useless. However 🧐 the other part of my brain is saying that if you just don't raise your kid on the internet and make them well socialised with actual hobbies. They'll basically be an apex predator in a room full of jelly brains.

#having children is an experiment in creating a human #i cant stand children but i want to experiment

sandmandaddy69

#i feel delusional #my fucking dreams #they connect too well to what happens in life

ty tho ive implanted bill cipher into my subconscious GIGGLES

I was gonna make that joke before and then you did, that's proof right there

aspd+adhd who has done mass amounts of coca cola and likes toxic men? only know 1 mf who fit the bill

✨️branding✨️

thinkin u slick... gotcha ass!!

you are the all seeing eye

#does this make us star crossed lovers?#in a way?#youve found all my blogs and immediately knew it was me that is impressive

Cho?

welcome to the blog for my bad habits' aesthetics hahahahahahahahaha

#my brain was like dont reblog theyre gonna know its you #but the monkey that opperates said brain said no way #theylll never know its you it said #fucking LIAR #you knew right away

animatedtext

requested by octo-senpai

apatheticallyobsessed

I want a partner for evil reasons but I don't have the energy to maintain romantic relationships. If you want to date and don't mind me dissappearing for weeks at a time hmu

plxxssure

not here to hijack, but god same.

I feel like the only way I could ever accept a "romantic" relationship would be if the man was smarter than me. and I don't mean education wise, but I mean able to fuck up every plan I have to have the upper hand regardless of the situation so that either way he wins. if a man could do that, then I know they'd be the right "match" and I would be totally down to be the partner in crime.

#just a thought i have