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26 | mdni | they/them

[funnytwittertweets]

[frikiskrew]

[faggghaggg]

Hilarious with or without sound

[kripke-is-my-king]

Yes but so much better with sound

[shittymoviedetails]

Always cry at this quote

[toastbutteregg]

my fave responses:

“ohhh”

“wow”

“huh”

“i see”

‘mhmmm”

[jasonhorton]

beyoncescock: my fave responses: “ohhh” “wow” “huh” “i see” ‘mhmmm”

[pnk-rck-grl]

let’s not forget, “that’s wild” and “i feel that”

[kingofghosts]

child of pan | artist 

[100493503004422]

I'm unbelievably bored w my own emotions.....like I've heard this one before. got anything new

[konoko]

Instagram

[energyprison]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[bisexualbaker]

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

[everythingfox]

rolly kitty

(via)

[bigcitynormal]

[hazelbeewitched]

adhd is like "i love my classes so much! they're incredible and fascinating and fun. also i will die before i do any work outside of class"

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

[aidashakur]

[taskmastercaps]

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