fuck around and find out

sarah / louisiana / 28

[theweirdwideweb]

[filthburger]

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

[knismofag]

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[markovchaingang]

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

[dogpuppy]

[hungry-joe]

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[skarchomp]

lesbian sleepover porn movie pillow fight scene but it has the same fight choreography as a john wick movie

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[maykitz]

neeeeeed

[striders]

making wetfood slop for the beasts and all three of them are weaving around my feet and desperately begging like “MOMMMM PLEASE GIVE US THAT WE LOVE THAT WE WANT IT PLEAAAAAAAAASE CAN WE HAVE IT” like. yeah guys i wasn’t planning on keeping it for myself i don’t think any of you have ever seen me decide to drink salmon pate soup out of your three individual cat bowls. but i guess you never know

[feldfrog]

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

[xulme]

Hannibal Lecture. 📖☝️🤓

[segamascott]

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse