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🌱leanne🌱 🍃twenty-seven🍃 🌈they/them🌈 🌼actual pocket chomp🌼 pwease read my about and byf before following!!

[pocket-chomp]

this blog is staying as an archive but i've moved!

new blog is @/leanne-prime

[jesterbots]

[anphivenas]

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

[pearlsforlucy]

[vsemily]

I like that we match

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s happy that I’m back!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m letting her read everything you say

[thunderon]

oh so the EIGHTH can just use his cavalier as a juice box whenever he wants, but suddenly everyone has an issue when I, ianthe tridentarius,—

[wifegideonnav]

[morushroom]

may i share with you the best video on the internet

[jenevas]

who even cares about Babs?

[swampthingnepook]

Kikimora, illustration for "Regalia for the wretched" zine

[yimmypee]

[blasphemousclaw]

on a night of wint’ry fog, the rune of death was stolen

[elliot-geltz]

Bloodborne is so great

Like you wake up and there’s a werewolf and you slap the werewolf to death and then you fight an increasingly disturbing ladder of horrific nightmares that would drive you actually insane and then like ¾ths of the way through the game Miyazaki’s just like “guess what bitch the werewolves are back” like in the middle of this Lovecraftian nightmarescape were-ralph’s husbands just roll up to rock your shit

[marnz]

personally, if i sacrificed myself for a girl who is both the love of my life and my worst enemy so she could live, and then i thought she had been so disgusted by my grand gesture that she ate my soul and then lobotomized herself to forget i did this, but i still had to lovingly take care of her body, and then i found out i was conceived as a weapon and my mom hated me and my dad was an evil all powerful emperor, and btw i was dead the whole time, 

and then my dad, INSTEAD OF BRINGING ME BACK TO LIFE JUST TRAPPED ME IN MY CORPSE and made a hole in my chest so he could put teeth around my heart and make me a weapon, because i am always a weapon and that is all i am good for, killing and dying, and also he disrespected my butchness to make me some flowery long haired prince-maiden and re-named me without asking me, and then i was instructed to lay a trap for the love of my fucking life (who tossed me aside, remember?)

and she does come for me! and she’s alive because she ate at least part of my soul and probs still has it! and i cannot help but look up at her beseechingly because she is the love of my life! and the first thing she does upon seeing my corpse is kiss me! and i am so shocked i go rigid and start shaking because oh my god, why would she do that, that doesn’t make any sense, but i love her and she came for me, and i have to betray her! and then i find out it’s not even her because there’s some rando driving her body…

i would be pretty fucking mean. like i’m sorry but at no point would i be handling all of this well. 

[fakecapricorn]

to all my demotivated girls

[pygmypouter]

this place was beautiful once upon a time

[escuerzoresucitado]

[taxinealkaloids]

girls will literally turn their parents’ corpses into meat puppets to prevent the House of their birthright from being annexed by other powers