[striders]

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

[divine0men]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[icouldfallinlovewithuu]

[ulibeanzz]

morrison ↓

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

i’m ……speechless

[thewowsignal2026]

[neshasha-deactivated20170312]

There was a bunny at Lowes today eating all the flowers

[topographygo]

haha u go lil bun fight the power

[starlingheart]

live the dream, small friend

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

[radiofreddie]

just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd

[l0uvie-deactivated20191019]

So I read the book, and almost everytime Jim gave/made Freddie a gift, Freddie would always show it off and say “My husband got me those!” or “My husband made that for me!” It’s so sweet, especially for this one part when they first started dating:

[viroqu]

yeah?

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[turing-tested]

opening a cold can of coke and guzzling at such high speeds that you struggle to breathe is right up there with climbing stairs on all fours when it comes to animalistic urges

[hungwy]

havent had green tea in a while and this one im drinking rn has a little bit of lemon in it and its frankly quite sexy & tasty…

[snooot]

how is it sexy??

[hungwy]

i already said… its the little bit of lemon.

[pinkeslime]

i got banned from a canine fitness & structure evaluation facebook group once because somebody posted a dachshund for critique and i commented “too long” and nothing else

[doritoro]

why are there so many pictures of mcr through chain link fences. what are they doing. who put them there. will they ever be free.

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

they are being punished for their Crimes the fence is there to protect us

[feliicityrampant]

most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please

harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.

[oopseydazey]

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

[oopseydazey]

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

[askfordoodles]

#this ain’t some avant-garde titanic poly romance it’s a bunch of individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg

[erinysceidae]

Saw the cutest Halloween fabric at JoAnns :)

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[girls-are-fucking-pretty]

#justiceformatt

[ironwoman359]

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

[kalgayming]

[retro-spark-deactivated20200121]

Matt, our true feminist ally.

[worldeaterouroboros]

You go Matt

[felix-loves-albert-and-ralb-blog]

this was a fucking rollercoaster of emotions

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

9pm- everybody wants to rule the world - tears for fears 12am- tainted love - soft cell 3am- personal jesus -depeche mode