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nonniesmusings:
The TATTOOED girl cocks her hip to the side in amusement as she looks down at the TINY MAN. Nailpolished finger reaching out to push him over on purpose.
“Boy! They weren’t kidden’ around when I heard that there was a walkin’ an talkin’ tiny doll roaming around the place now.”
The tiny man yelped as he fell over after being pushed. Adachi grunted before getting back up, glaring at her.
“I’m not a doll, so don’t go treating me like one! I don’t appreciate it!”
The tiny man looked at the chest of costumes for a moment before diving in. Soon enough, he popped back out wearing a Mad Hatter costume.
“Wow, it’s almost like this was conveniently made for me to wear! Isn’t that great?”
Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.
@inkybluez liked for a starter!
Adachi was silent for a moment, trying to figure out a way to lighten the mood after Aqua’s execution and having to hear the details about how she killed someone.
“...At least we don’t have to wear the pirate costumes anymore, right?”
@decth liked for a starter!
Now that he’s managed to get a good night’s sleep for the first time in what felt like forever, the tiny man was able to think with a clear head instead of acting recklessly like he has recently.
Adachi stared at the much taller man for a moment before finally speaking up.
“I should... really apologise for how I’ve been acting. I haven’t been exactly the easiest person to deal with...”
Kids in CBKW, like for a starter with the tiny man.
’ All right, trial’s over. Y'all clearly can’t get it. Besides, I believe we have someone more WORTHY of execution. An awful, terrible man who wants to be a FATHER figure to you all. ’
She turns towards Karamatsu with his shitty Freddy Fazbear glasses who seemed to be turning beet red at his weird fantasies being brought to light. Seems like Baby was telling the truth after all. Murmurs were exchanged across the crowd as everyone stared at him in shock & horror.
’ He wants to be our WHAT ? ’
’ —— He has a WHAT k.ink ? ! ’
But Baby interrupts the chatter as she turns towards Blue.
’ Blue ? You may do the honors. ’
The squid that Karamatsu called family nodded; —— & wow, what a betrayal that was ? ! Karamatsu stared at the other in doubt but little did he know ? This wasn’t an act of betrayal.
THIS WAS FOR HIS OWN GOOD.
She walks over to him; a calm expression her face as she doesn’t say a word. Instead, she lets her actions speak as she LIFTS KARAMATSU OVER HER HEAD WITH HER TENTACLES & THROWS HIM INTO THE EXECUTION ROOM.
Karamatsu would scream but —— well, no one really seemed to be bothered. Good riddance to the pizzeria Daddy.
When Karamatsu opens his eyes, he finds himself surrounded by squids. Now, you’d think this was the beginning of a poorly written tentacle h.entai but it’s not. Suddenly, the squids grab him & drag him into the colorful ink & he YELLS again as he hears another voice.
’ ONWARD, MY SQUID ARMY ! ’
It’s Blue riding a squid surfboard. With Tinydachi dressed up as a squid on her head.
’ NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE K.INKY BUT ME. ’
He’s dragged across the ink until Blue suddenly disappears; leaving her squid brethren to submerge Karamatsu into ink. When they finally let him surface he finds himself ——
At a church.
With Blue dressed up as a priest; wildy waving bells in her hands & tentacles.
’ SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, PAINFUL MAN ! ! ! ’
& thus, Karamatsu was kinkshamed forever.
' Really ? You ate all the chicken nuggets ? Those are for kids, you know that, right ? Just because you're 6 inches tall doesn't mean you're a kid. ' Oops, it looks like Baby's lost her patience with the tiny man. ' However, we DO have a suitable punishment for someone as childish as you. ' And before Tinydachi could even waddle away with all the nuggies in him, Baby had already forced him into a Popee costume. ' You MUST wear this until our upcoming trial ends or else '
For a moment, the tiny man thought he was going to get away with eating all of the chicken nuggies. That hope was quickly destroyed when he quickly found himself in what was quite possibly the most embarrassing outfit he's been in yet.
Not only that, but he had to wear it for the WHOLE trial? Surely a chicken nuggie induced death would be a more merciful fate for him...
Circus Baby just slams the door open and screams " YOU TWO ARE HAVING S EX "
Tinydachi looked up from the book he was reading, sitting in bed with a Chicken Nuggie.
"We're having sex? Damn Chicken Nuggie, you should've told me and I would've put my book down."
"Well, aren't you a strange marvel. A tiny person, almost as small as a mouse... How queer..."
“Yeah, that’s certainly one way to put it. Though I wouldn’t call this a marvel myself, more like a pain in the ass.”
dxddymxtsu:
[☁] – “You know, you’ll never be hot in that monkey suit. You need some leather, maybe a pair of sunglasses.” Kara no, don’t turn him into you!
“You really think so? I guess I don’t really know what’s considered hot to a lady. Would you mind showing me?”
Tiny no!!
Baby just gives the tiny detective a rock hard chicken nuggie. ' Have fun, shitlord. '
The tiny man tries to bite into the chicken nuggie, only to find that it’s too hard for him to bite into.
This is the ultimate betrayal. How could you break his tiny little heart like this?
“buzzfeed unsolved - supernatural” sentence starters
feel free to edit when necessary !
“Are they time-travelling?”
“Both of them seem dubious as hell.”
“Call it a hunch.”
“Did you just fart?”
“Do try to kill me!”
“Doctors need to write.”
“Don’t listen to children!”
“Fuck humanity.”
“Fuck that, let’s go.”
“Get me the fuck out of here.”
“How do you go that wrong?!”
“I’m bad at feeling.”
“I’m gonna go on record. This is a bad idea.”
“I’m good. I’ll just sign up for karate or something.”
“I’m itchin’ for the tables.”
“I’m not a Bigfoot, I’m a human being.”
“I didn’t get to do all the things on my bucket list.”
“I don’t know if this is a sign, but I’m in the bathroom at this bar, and this mirror literally has blood dripping from it.”
“I feel like a very fancy lord.”
“I got a new toy.”
“I just realized what I got myself into. Again.”
“I like that he was just sorta riffin’ at the time, and everyone just went with it.”
“I ran out of evil people to think of.”
“I think it’s a little more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things.”
“I think that you should show them that you demand to be respected.”
“I think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up.”
“I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument.”
“It’s a very old piece of footage. But so is Die Hard. It’s still good.”
“It’s me, ya boi.”
“Just say something, you don’t have to get violent.”
“Let’s burn it all down.”
“Mob guys… thought you were tough guys.”
“Nice sunset. Enjoy it, it’s the last you’re ever gonna see.”
“Plunge us into darkness!”
“Really, you should come through dancing.”
“Show up, murder me!”
“So it was aliens?”
“Tell that story in a bar.”
“That’s a big foot.”
“That’s where he writes sonnets.”
“The sign out front says ‘go away’.”
“There are certain elements that don’t seem to add up, but when you put them together… baby, they sing!”
“They’re really just getting boned by fate right now. This is just not a good time for them.”
“They laughed and told me I was an idiot to my face.”
“This is beautiful!”
“This is like Satan’s cement butthole.”
“This is the place where nightmares are made.”
“This whole ship is bullshit.”
“Those people fucking danced until they died.”
“Wait, are we agreeing right now?”
“We’re alive, just like you! Let’s go down to the pub.”
“We done it now.”
“We have fun.”
“We never stay anywhere nice.”
“What about the demons? Are they here?”
“What if you go fuck yourself, how about that?”
“What in the fuck is that?”
“Why don’t you come in here and give us the business, huh?”
“You’re a beaut. I love your bones.”
“You’re a ghost hunter.”
“You and the fucking people in France.”
“You can etch yourself, sir.”
“You go first!”
“You gotta fucking calm down!”
“Your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. It drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that.”
HIGHLY SUSPECT Sentence Starters
"I don't want to be in my skin..."
"I feel like I'm ready to blow..."
"The truth is that I can't breathe, and I can't feel and I can't move..."
"I'm starting to think that maybe there is no God..."
"When you're up against the world, it shows..."
"Well I'm out here drowning and surrounded by an ocean of emotion..."
"This can't be real..."
"Baby, I'm broken..."
"Feels like you just keep on pullin' me down..."
"Will it ever be the same again...?"
"Tell me what's worse than this...?"
"You are the one that I used to love..."
"I've seen better days..."
"I've seen your best and worst..."
"At your worst, you're still the best..."
"At my best, I am the worst..."
"What's worse is all the coke..."
"The ice that numbs my throat, if only for the night..."
"It's just a fact cause I am here to win this fight..."
"Hey, I'm feeling OK, it's good..."
"Lately I been feeling so strange..."
"I'd be better off dead..."
"It's been getting harder to sleep..."
"But I'm still here, so..."
"Why don't you pour me another one..."
"I'm so cold again..."
"My patience is wearing thin..."
"I feel like death is coming soon..."
"All I wanna do is fuckin' sleep..."
charoite
charoite: who my muse looks up to
Tinydachi looks up to Dojima, considering that he was one of the first people to treat him with any kind of respect ever since he had this condition. Because of that, he feels as though he can finally open himself up to someone for once.
Naturally he doesn’t take the events in December very well, when he starts to realise who the killer is...
amethyst
amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into
Does shape-shifting into a bigger human count.
He would like to shape-shift into a cat. That way, he wouldn’t have to deal with work all the time.
send me a crystal and i'll tell...
abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally
aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural
agate: how my muse calms down
blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)
fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly
moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself
amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest
amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into
ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is
angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues
apache tears: a sadness headcanon
apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition
apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs
aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed
biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with
bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large
calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)
carnelian: an art-related headcanon
celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety
chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been
chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships
charoite: who my muse looks up to
chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon
copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older
coral: how my muse views the natural world
diamond: a sex headcanon
dolomite: a sleep headcanon
emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words
fluorite: what my muse's room looks like
fossil: what my muse's dream job is
galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse
garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be
gold: my muse's financial situation
hematite: how squeamish my muse is
hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has
iolite: my muse's drinking habits
jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner
jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent
kyanite: an anger headcanon
lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse
lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse
malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up
mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait
moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space
mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down
nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is
obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be
opal: how creative my muse is
pearl: a mental health headcanon
petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street
pyrite: a physical health headcanon
quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them
rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience
rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories
ruby: a happiness headcanon
sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose
serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]
silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity
tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate
ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is
unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be
verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history
zebra stone: what gets my muse excited
zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?
