playmate of the month every month

they/it || 19 || nsfw sideblog of @Agonymoon || minors DNI || sometimes posts self-ship stuff || collector of vintage porn

[pocketvampire]

(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

Hello hello, my name is Agony and I'm just a weird little vampire emo

Some basic boundaries for this blog is obviously minors absolutely do not interact even a little, you can hang out on my main but not here and do not DM me if we're not mutuals/friends, and if you're pro-para you can fuck right off (note, I'm aware paraphilia is the scientific term for a fetish, however people in that community are just glorified criminals. I don't want you on my account if you wanna fuck kids and corpses.) but outside of that basically anyone is free to hang out here though I am incredibly liberal with my block button

Some rules for sending me flirty asks just so we both stay comfortable and have a good time 👍

Respect my pronouns!!!! I go by he/they/it and do not like being called feminine titles! (Except mommy, you can call me mommy idk why that one has the pass but it does lol)

I'm 19, if it would be creepy for you to date me it's creepy for you to send asks like that

Yes I'm a little weird little freak, feel free to degrade or praise me for my fetishes <3 (i will say. If you're (sexually) degrading me please god clarify because I'm very autistic and will think it's hate mail and will delete it lmao 💀)

Refrain from sending images if we're not mutuals

General warning, I post about a lot of fetish content because. It's what gets me off lol. If things like vomit, intox, gun/knifeplay, and CNC (note, I'm a victim of sexual assault and rape, I have a healthy and fully consensual dynamic IRL and use it as a coping mechanism, I do not in the slightest advocate for actual sexual violence. I shouldn't have to explain this but this is the piss on the poor sight lol) make you uncomfortable/trigger you feel free to dip though all these things are properly tagged

That's basically all I have to say

Interested in buying pics? Well you're in luck! I'm selling tit picks for $5, gagging/emeto content for $10, and I'll let you see the goods for $20. Dm for inquiries~

(Note, no photos/audios will have my full face in them for my own comfort and privacy and emeto content is mostly just gagging since I also have emetophobia and find it very difficult to make myself vomit on command)

[tanookitalez]

quirky rhythm game for perverts

[tanookitalez]

made an animated version

[squeakitties]

a mspaint drawing of a very flustered person that has been permanently transformed into a rubberized "lil oink" from the N64 game "Paper Mario"??

[selfship-undead]

So my card information got stolen meaning I need a bit of help. I have training at my new job on Tuesday but since I won't have any access to my bank cards for a bit I could really use a few bucks to get me through until my money isn't locked up anymore. At this point I could really use just like $20 so I can buy my dog food since I've completely ran out of her stuff and have been kinda forced to feed her mostly rice with some vegetables and meat mixed in

Base prices for stuff is $5 for a sketch $15 for clean lineart + color and $20 for a full render but I can give you a proper quote once you message me with what you want

Thanks for any help well get my shit figured out it's greatly appreciated

[sandmeister]

@rabbitlegs's Mino in the Cow Bikini....

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Pooltoy Patrick Bateman . American Squeako

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[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[squeakitties]

Meowipede <3

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[pocketvampire]

Fun fact I don't think I've ever mentioned, I actually collect vintage porn (mostly Playboy magazines bc it's the easiest to find but really any form) not for the porn itself but because I find it fascinating

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rubber LB on display :3

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rubber LB on display :3

[pocketvampire]

Every now and again I remember quite a few of my mutals have seen my bewbs and or ass

[lvmimis]

tbh the concept of cockwarming and they’re trying really hard to focus and you ‘lose’ and slide up and down on them once and they just. Cum practically against their own will is fnfnnffjf

[squeakitties]

Rubber ex-human LB!!! Her altered form is… more preservative than many others, I must say! :3 Still gotta show off plenty of those gifts!

Drawn by faengelic!!!

[pocketvampire]

Having accidentally Pavloved yourself to immediately get sick feeling when you listen to s specific band is awesome when you're an emetophile