Earthbound Sentence Starters
"No, no! We can't! This baby is a demon child!"
"Just kick butt like I know you can!"
"Kidnapping is wrong! I'll be careful not to kidnap anyone."
"I'm not sure who you are but congratulations!"
"Last night there was a solitaire tournament.... I lost my shirt... I'll invite you sometime. Hey, wait... do you even know what solitaire is?"
"Oh! Good evening ma'am. You're looking lovely as usual. *snicker* "
"Oh, it's my line now? Ooops!"
"Here is the map. All the info is there, except for the info that isn't there."
"You beat up the town bullies, punched them out big time, kicked their butts, bit their heads off, spit in their eyes, and made them wet their pants."
"At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games."
"Aaiiiieeeeee! I screamed... 'cause I didn't know what else to do!"
"I'll see you at another time, in another space."
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't get too close to me. I just farted, heh, heh... sorry."
"Look, don't stand behind me and stare at my hips!"
"I was in the middle of a caffeine buzz, and I had to get to the bathroom fast! When I got there, I accidentally knocked on the wall instead of the restroom door... The next thing I knew, someone asked 'Who is it?' and really surprised me! Maybe I just imagined it?"
"If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno you will won't."
"I'm pretty forgetful. I even forgot why I'm here. Hmm...I just forgot something...Who am I? Am I a man?"
"Do you know whose bones are on display here? The answer is...your bones. My bones. Bone's bones. Bone bone bone."
"[insert character name here] wets the bed sometimes. But other than that, they're a good kid."
"I'll have the Braised Boa over Minced Baby Leeks... Oh, you're not the waiter."
"I have fake teeth, so I like soft foods. Not like rocks or stones. They're too hard."
"Didactically speaking, seminal evidence seems to explicate the fact that your repudiation of entropy supports my theory of space-time synthesis. Of this, I am irrefutably confident."
"Mmmmm. I think it's a very complicated issue. .....Oh, sorry! I was sleeping..."
"Huge! ...Not you, I'm talking about the dinosaur bones."
"Hi! Nice to meetchya! I'd really love to sit down and chat with you someday. I'll talk about my adventure, and you can tell me about all of your mistakes."
"Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out. Of way out get my. Whoops, my mistake... I mean 'get out of my way!'"
"Aaaaah--h... If I yawn like this... it looks like I'm goofing off. Aaaaah--h......yes, it does..."
"Yeah, sure, you're cool! Whatever..."
"My dad really got after me. He said I get no dessert for the rest of the decade..."
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