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I'm currently planning a tattoo for my 18th birthday... and we all know it's gotta be a Trek one! Here are some I've found so far .... I love the golic calligraphy over the shoulder, the placement is just stunning, but I'm really struggling to find a phrase I could use that's the right kind of size...

#Star Trek #tattoos #tattoo #vulcan #vulcan language #calligraphy #golic vulcan #nerd #nerd tattoo #star trek tattoo

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Sorry I disappeared for literally a year but I'M BACK NOWWWW

Spock: Happy birthday Captain. *gives him a book*

Jim: The complete works of Sherlock Holmes?

Spock: It’s about the adventures of two homosexual men.

Jim: That sounds really familiar

poedamnnnnneron

HOTD 1st May

Kirk: in 20 years, I guarantee you I will be Spock’s second husband Spock: what happened to my first husband? Kirk: nothing you can prove

If you like this sort of post check out @incorrect-trekquotes !

incorrect-trekquotes

Spock: When 👍🏼 you 👍🏼 look 👍🏼 at 👍🏼 the 👍🏼 night 👍🏼 sky 👍🏼 and 👍🏼 remember 👍🏼 aliens 👍🏼 are 👍🏼 out 👍🏼 there 👍🏼 somewhere

Bones: Use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right

Kirk: Let 👏 Spock 👏 do 👏 what 👏 he 👏 wants 👏 with 👏 his 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck

Bones (about Jim): hey i lost my friend can i make an announcement?

Store clerk: sure

Bones: *leans into the mic* goodbye you little shit

Kirk: What do you do when life gives you lemons?

Bones: Throw them at Spock?

(while sparring)

Kirk: I win

Spock: I have you pinned to the ground

Kirk: I know.

Spock:

talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla

THE ENTERPRISE GETS ATTACKED BY A LARGE CLOUD OF SPACE ICE.

SIR WE’RE BEING HAILED.

purringvulcan

#UHURA DELIVERS THE PUN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE #KIRK STARTS TO REPLY BEFORE IT CLICKS AS TO WHAT SHE SAYS AND WHEN IT DOES HE JUST. STOPS #SPOCK IS DOING THAT THING WHERE HE’S LAUGHING BUT ISN’T BECAUSE HE DOESN’T ~DO~ THAT SORT OF THING OBV #CHEKOV AND SULU ARE DYING OF LAUGHTER (via the-secret-police-of-night-vale)

captaincrusher

Maybe my favorite gif of Janeway because it looks like she’s reading someone’s smut and isn’t pleased with the quality.

“Their flesh melted together like they were a weird sort of siamese twins but sexyily… are you serious Chakotay?”

alexander-ikithon

can we make “Captain reads bad smut written by first officer” a thing

“he gasped as he pinned his captain against the wall and his hot rod twitched impatiently, eager to get closer to that glorious ass… Will, what the fuck?”

satanslilslut

“If it pleases you plant your seed in my garden and I will bear the fruit of your loins” she screamed, slamming back into him as he flooded her internal organs violently….Major…what the fuck.”

“But by the prophets, not 50 of them Nerys!”

captaincrusher

OMG. I just love where this post went. It was not what I expected.

obstinatecondolement

“Well, Mister Spock, I can’t say that I’m not intrigued, but unless I’ve misread the species of your leads that’s too many hands.”

dogpawsswapgod

“Actually, this is pretty tasty stuff, T’Pol”

captaincrusher

This post and fandom moves me on a spiritual level.

Spock: Jim made me feel things.

Sarek: What things?

Spock: Feelings.

Sarek: He made you feel feelings?

Spock: Yeah.

Sarek: What a bitch.

admiral: fuck kirk

spock: i'm tryin

demonicvulcan

someday I hope to achieve the levels of bitch please Spock can convey with a single eyebrow raise

Kirk: i love you More

Spock, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-

gaksdesigns

Joshua Miels

talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla

No ok but I need a star trek Sims game where you get to customize your character and go to starfleet academy. There you can learn your skill and pick a starship then head out to space. And you get to go out on dates with different aliens and go to different planets and have children basically I want to have a fake life in star trek make it happen people