online notebook??

if u don't get it the titles a pun it's eddie and poetry put together not affiliated with tarjei sandvik moe

[poeddietry]

what does your tinder profile say?

if i had one right now (which i don’t) probably mention the fact that i’m.. uh.. seeing @dammmmmndaniel

[dammmmmndaniel]

Eddie

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s got a great personalityworst quality: Needs to work on his confidence.ship them with: (:brotp them with: mayneeds to stay away from: hitchikingmisc. thoughts: Generally a great guy.

@poeddietry

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don’t you know how to make a poor (literally) boy’s heart swing?

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Daniel [TEXT]:: You ok?

[TXT] if you were anyone else, i’d probably lie and say yes[TXT] but you’re daniel, and i like you. so i’ll be honest[TXT] not at all.[TXT] i had forgotten about the whole thing for a minute[TXT] but now that i’m reminded of it i can’t even focus on anything. i keep worrying about, like.. how am i going to pay for my phone? how am i going to go anywhere? what about all my stuff back home? where am i even going to stay?[TXT] it’s a lot. 

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dammmmmndaniel:

[TEXT]:: I am so sorry, Eddie

[TEXT]:: I know that there is not much I can say to make things any better but I am here for you if you need me

[TEXT]:: As for everything else, take it one step at a time. Do you have anyone back home that could get your stuff for you?

[TXT] talking to you makes me feel better. kind of? i mean, at least kind of better. [TXT] but thank you. really. i really just want to forget it again for a few minutes. [TXT] not really. my whole towns pretty much just like my parents. it’s not a jump to say that i’m pretty much excommunicated from there. there might be a few people who don’t hate me, but that’s it.

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Daniel [TEXT]:: You ok?

[TXT] if you were anyone else, i’d probably lie and say yes[TXT] but you’re daniel, and i like you. so i’ll be honest[TXT] not at all.[TXT] i had forgotten about the whole thing for a minute[TXT] but now that i’m reminded of it i can’t even focus on anything. i keep worrying about, like.. how am i going to pay for my phone? how am i going to go anywhere? what about all my stuff back home? where am i even going to stay?[TXT] it’s a lot. 

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May [text]: I really hope that Karma's just blowing smoke, but if not, I'm so sorry, Eddie [text]: If you need a place to crash over break or anything, just let me know.

[TXT] i wish she was.[TXT] i had even forgot that had happened through lots of mental erasure. putting it off until break came. was questioning what my secret even was.[TXT] but nope.[TXT] thank, may.[TXT] on the bright side: they’re out of my lives now.

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thesciencemay:

[text]: What do you call a collective of awful people? Without insulting an animal?

[text]: I can see why you’d want to forget that. ): 

[text]: Any time. Really.

[text]: They’re losing the best thing that could have ever happened to them. I really hope your life will be better for it.

[TXT] trash [TXT] in their eyes it’s probably the opposite. they never liked me too much. more like toleration. preferred my brother and sister over me. [TXT] but i can’t see how my life can get much worse, so i’m sure it’ll get better.

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May [text]: I really hope that Karma's just blowing smoke, but if not, I'm so sorry, Eddie [text]: If you need a place to crash over break or anything, just let me know.

[TXT] i wish she was.[TXT] i had even forgot that had happened through lots of mental erasure. putting it off until break came. was questioning what my secret even was.[TXT] but nope.[TXT] thank, may.[TXT] on the bright side: they’re out of my lives now.

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Declan [TEXT]: hey, what does disown mean? did you lose something?

[TXT] what?[TXT] no, disown means to like.. cut ties with it.[TXT] like if you disown a dog, you no longer own it.[TXT] and no, i didn’t lose anything. at least, i don’t think so?[TXT] did you find a paper with my name on it or something?

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quarterback-dec:

[TEXT]: uhhh, the secret thing? [TEXT]: karma told me that your parents disowned you

[TXT] that’s my secret??? [TXT] shit, i was wandering what she had on me [TXT] do you plan on.. releasing it?

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Declan [TEXT]: hey, what does disown mean? did you lose something?

[TXT] what?[TXT] no, disown means to like.. cut ties with it.[TXT] like if you disown a dog, you no longer own it.[TXT] and no, i didn’t lose anything. at least, i don’t think so?[TXT] did you find a paper with my name on it or something?

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quarterback-dec:

[TEXT]: oh okay [TEXT]: so your parents don’t own you anymore? [TEXT]: i didn’t know that could happen

[TXT] wait what [TXT] how do you even know about that?

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Declan [TEXT]: hey, what does disown mean? did you lose something?

[TXT] what?[TXT] no, disown means to like.. cut ties with it.[TXT] like if you disown a dog, you no longer own it.[TXT] and no, i didn’t lose anything. at least, i don’t think so?[TXT] did you find a paper with my name on it or something?

[noahbabezos]

(eddie) [TXT] i got your secret, and i don't plan on letting it out. [TXT] but, not really sure what karma has on me. because i really don't have any secrets anymore. [TXT] but also, don't think the night terrors thing is something to be ashamed of.

[TXT] Keep yourself safe. Out me.[TXT] Please. I don’t want you getting caught up in this fuckery.[TXT] I will be okay. I Swear.

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noahbabezos:

[TXT] Right. you are absolutely right. IT IS MY SECRET AND I WILL OWN IT. [TXT] Thank you eddie. you are an amazing creature. BOY. an amazing boy. [TXT] I hope whoever has your secret is as sweet as you’ve been to me.

[TXT] that’s the spirit! [TXT] haha, thank you. i just try to be a decent human being. [TXT] i really don’t have a single clue what my secret is, but i agree? don’t really have anything i’ve done bad or something i’d really keep a secret considering karma already outed me so.... y’know. shrug, i guess.

[noahbabezos]

(eddie) [TXT] i got your secret, and i don't plan on letting it out. [TXT] but, not really sure what karma has on me. because i really don't have any secrets anymore. [TXT] but also, don't think the night terrors thing is something to be ashamed of.

[TXT] Keep yourself safe. Out me.[TXT] Please. I don’t want you getting caught up in this fuckery.[TXT] I will be okay. I Swear.

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[TXT] i mean, no matter what.. i’ll be caught up. don’t really know who has mine, and don’t think they’ve really sacrificed themselves to the wolves. [TXT] i just think it’d be better coming out of your mother rather than mine. it’s.. very personal. and i don’t feel right saying personal things that aren’t mine.

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Ava [TXT MSG]: SOSOSOSOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] are you okay?[TXT] is someone dying?[TXT] do i need to call the cops? ambulance? news station?

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flava-ava: 

[TXT MSG]: fortune tellers don’t look into their own futures! [TXT MSG]: okay i only fucked up on 4/5 of them. das kewl das kewl. [TXT MSG]: i should just.. buy him shots and get him drunk so he won’t remember this lololol jkjkjkjkjk [TXT MSG]: ………

[TXT] ava [TXT] ava no [TXT] you take those ellipses back [TXT] do not get your date drunk [TXT] how are you even buying alcohol you’re underage

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Ava [TXT MSG]: SOSOSOSOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] are you okay?[TXT] is someone dying?[TXT] do i need to call the cops? ambulance? news station?

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flava-ava:

[TXT MSG]: ya.. ry sorta kinda invited me out… [TXT MSG]: … don’t ask [TXT MSG]: the second one was a hit! [TXT MSG]: okay i’m gonna need ya to keep ‘em coming cuz i just used them all in the span of like two mins

[TXT] damn madam flava ava didn’t predict that for herself now did she [TXT] okay i’m not [TXT] Q: Why is the hockey rink hot after the game? A: Because all the fans have left.  [TXT] Q: Why are comedians so good at playing forward? A: They’re always prepared with a hockey shtick  [TXT] Q: What can you catch from scared hockey players? A: Chicken pucks.  [TXT] Q: What award does the best Chinese hockey team win at the end of the season? A: The Bruce-Lee Cup.  [TXT]  Q: How do hockey players stay cool? A: By sitting next to the fans. 

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Ava [TXT MSG]: SOSOSOSOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] are you okay?[TXT] is someone dying?[TXT] do i need to call the cops? ambulance? news station?

[flava-ava]

[TXT MSG]: i need you to do me a favour and google some hockey jokes for me [TXT MSG]: my data’s all shotty in this bar, otherwise i’d do it myself [TXT MSG]: …. don’t ask

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[TXT] ...you’re in a bar? [TXT] y’know, nevermind. [TXT] um. okay. let’s see, [TXT] Q: Why couldn’t the hockey player listen to music? A: Because he broke a record.  [TXT] Q: Why can’t you play hockey with pigs? A: They hog the puck.  [TXT] Q: How do hockey players like to be paid? A: With acheck. 

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Ava [TXT MSG]: SOSOSOSOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] are you okay?[TXT] is someone dying?[TXT] do i need to call the cops? ambulance? news station?

[dammmmmndaniel]

(eddie) [TXT] hiiii [TXT] hiii [TXT] oka sso im @ the party thing [TXT] ava mde me go [TXT] iddk if ur a wake u might nto be e [TXT] btit i wanted 2 say ilyy [TXT] we shoud totltally be officla boyfriends [TXT] n skiss??? idkdkdk

[TEXT]:: I am going to assume that you were hella drunk when you sent this? [TEXT]:: Just guessing

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dammmmmndaniel:

[TEXT]: Tbh my phone hates everyone

[TEXT]:: Nah, I try not to judge people when they are drunk 

[TEXT]:: Unless it is harmful, then full judgement

[TEXT]:: But you’re fine. We’re fine.

[TEXT]:: I wish I could offer some assistance with a hangover cure but I have never been hungover

[TEXT]:: Has Google been any help?

[TXT] definitely a good trait. [TXT] out of like, the tons of other good traits you have. [TXT] actually feeling better, headaches gone fully and only a little bit sluggish. [TXT] slept all day though. so, uh. not getting any sleep tonight, i guess? that’s going to be fun. not too sure how i’m going to preoccupy my time, though. [TXT] also, wait. you’ve never been drunk? [TXT] or just somehow have a magical gene that lets you avoid getting hangovers?

[dammmmmndaniel]

(eddie) [TXT] hiiii [TXT] hiii [TXT] oka sso im @ the party thing [TXT] ava mde me go [TXT] iddk if ur a wake u might nto be e [TXT] btit i wanted 2 say ilyy [TXT] we shoud totltally be officla boyfriends [TXT] n skiss??? idkdkdk

[TEXT]:: I am going to assume that you were hella drunk when you sent this? [TEXT]:: Just guessing

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dammmmmndaniel:

[TEXT]:: For some reason my phone didn’t eat this message.

[TEXT]:: But it’s okay. I get that drunk people do drunk things.

[TEXT]:: Also May told me to tell you that I don’t hate you

[TEXT]:: Which I think is kind of a given anyways?

[TEXT]:: But yeah all is good.

[TXT] your phone must have a vendetta against me [TXT] at least it was just texting. i mean, may got lost running around town with no shoes. i’m doing good on that end, i’d say. [TXT] glad you don’t hate me [TXT] to be completely honest, kind of figured drunk eddie’s drunk texting would’ve been off putting and worthy of a “not doing anything with that weirdo ever again” reaction.  [TXT] also, i’m really melodramatic when i have a hangover.