𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎

~ 𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖚𝖘 𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖔 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖗 ~

[dungeoncrawlerr]

[gr33n33]

monochromatic stamps and blinkies

[accidentallyadoptedbybatman]

I would like to admit a formal apology for not adding an 'All' option on my Who's Batman Getting Laid With pole.

I forgot that his brooding does not prevent him from being a slut

[the-dark-artifices-trees]

I would just like to remind you that most Warlocks have sad and difficult pasts and childhoods. But here is Max, who is rolling himself in the litter box so he can look like daddy. 🥺🥺🥺

[neurogliadudette]

jems always makes tea for wessa

later after his brotherhood, jem finds discovers tessa and her liking for coffee

Man is betrayed.

[books-and-draws-eclectic]

Jem: So I'm gonna teach you a new fighting technique today!

Kit: Bet.

Jem: Why are we betting on it? I'm definitely going to teach you!

Kit:

Kit: Ok, let's go get your slang notebook, this is your slang word for today.

[endless-yapping]

[wanderlcust]

some suits characters x sanrio pfps 🙃

[silvaaart]

are you superman enough?..

[i-couldntfindanoncringeusername]

Cal is very tiny guys, trust 🙏

[lilo-jacos]

K but imagine you're a red and you're about to meet ✨CAL CALORE✨EX-PRINCE OF NORTA✨BORN ROYALTY✨EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT HIM AND HIS HANDSOMENESS AND HIS CHARM AND HIS TACTICS✨

and then he comes out of his garage smelling like sweat and motor oil because he hasn't showered yet after working on his cycle, and he tells a lame joke that no one laughs at. Then he runs into a wall because he was staring at Mare and not paying attention.

and that is your first impression of the prince

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Motivational Facts to Live By

Maven Calore was canonically incapable of having dreams, but he still gave everyone crippling nightmares.

Be a Maven, surpass expectations.

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Chara Jame wanting to get Jason Todd pregnant: He yearns for child. He has birthing hips. He deserves it. Pregnancy would suit him. Smash. He's so good with children and respectful and he's literally my wife and also hhhhh muscles and boobs and thighs and I wanna bite him so bad I wanna bite him I wanna bite him I wanna stay up late and look at him and bite him and I love him he's so stupid and hhhhhhhh—

Chara Jame wanting to get Touya Todoroki pregnant: His Daddy issues intrigue me and I think making him a Daddy could fix that. This isn't about any sort of attraction. I just think We could feed off each others mental illnesses and parental issues and destroy one another through them in the best ways.

Chara Jame wanting to get Light Yagami pregnant: Misogynistic stupid twink should suffer for nine months of pregnancy for a kid who looks nothing like him :)

[leo-artista]

Looking identical to the parent you resent trope my beloved

[kennywtf]

In the case of 22 year old jason peter todd, bruce wayne, YOU ARE THE FATHER!

[tomatohorse]

‘Do I look like him’

[robs-your-robins]

Thinking more about the rumour if how Bruce Wayne acquired his two eldest boys because they both are carbon copies of him and everybody at first thinks that Bruce fathered them with the same woman on the side but for some reason didn't marry her or couldn't for some reason but then...

Then Superman flies into Gotham to rescue Bruce and the kids. And everybody is like, "wait a damn minute" because while Dick and Jason are copies of Bruce, they do sort of look like... And Superman is very intimate with them, hugging Dick and crouching down to talk to twelve year old Jason who looks a little wary and then there's Bruce. There's Bruce, who is smiling, not that ghastly social smile or that flirty smile but something real, and he looks so comfortable around Supes and... Did Superman just brush something off Bruce's Wayne face? Immediately rumours start spreading and Gotham has a new reason to loathe Big Blue from Metropolis:

Superman: Don't be afraid, just take my hand and we will get you somewhere safe.

Gothamite, clinging to a lamppost: How about fuck no?

Superman: um, excuse me, sir?

Gothamite: You think I'm letting you fly me out of here? Taking me off to god knows where? So you can what?

Superman: Save you?

Gothamite: Oh, like you "saved" Bruce Wayne? Got him pregnant with two babies you don't pay child support for or even visit? They're beautiful boys but I'm not having no alien baby let alone with some deadbeat baby daddy.

Superman:

Batman, deadpan: I'm mean he's right, Superman. You did me wrong like you did Bruce Wayne. Two babies and no daddy.

Gothamite, angrier now: YOU KNOCKED UP THE BAT TOO?

Batman: He won't even visit us any more. Nightwing and Robin miss him so much.

Superman:

Nightwing, holding Jason Todd, both looking like puppies in the rain: Daddy?

[ladyloveandjustice]

AU where Garfield Logan mauled Donald Trump to death in the 80s