kiarapogue:
kie smiled, putting on her kook british accent, “well sir. john of b, i am here to invite you to an exclusive island club event in the land of kooktopia.” dropping the accent she added, “now will you please help be get the fuck on this boat.” her boys were always there to extend her hand and guide her onto the moving boat. it wasn’t that kie couldn’t do it on her own, but she liked to let herself enjoy that small dose of gentlemanly curtesy, as she’d snap at any kook boy that so much as looked at her.
John B raised his eyebrow surprised at her invitation. Clearing his throat he attempted to copy her faux accent. “My apologies lady Kie, but I have absolutely nothing to wear that would-” “fuck the accent.” He laughed returning to his normal voice and reaching out to help her board the HMS. “I really don't have anything that would be considered acceptable for kooktopia.” He returned to his spot at the bow of the boat and reached into the cooler. “You want a beer?” He smiled.
