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when the song said i want to rock and roll all night and party every day i really smiled wide becuase that sounds so awesome

[oumaimas]

excerpt from “The Book of Delights” by Ross Gay (transcript under the cut) 

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[raitoskitchen]

Pastry Chef Attempts to Steal my Heart (and succeeds)

[gharibajameel]

[hungwy]

oh fuck we forgot about anteaters

[drdaanvondutch]

[hungwy]

i will never let you out of my minds eye again

[hungwy]

I’m over at your house and we’re being rowdy and I steal your phone and start making horny posts on your twitter but no one sees them likes them retweets them and it reminds both of us at how small we are in the world and you start crying and we hug it out and go to a coffee shop to discuss coping mechanisms for feeling unimportant over turtle mochas but we stay too long and annoy the baristas who want to go home but youre drinking up the drama and attention and you start breaking into fast food resturaunts just to argue with the workers for the sheer exhiliration of it and you eventually get arrested and sentenced to a bunch of community service hours and you find love in helping your community but you can’t run for mayor because of your criminal background so you settle for rising the ranks of the water cleaning plant and now those feelings if insignificance are destroyed by the constant notion in your head of being able to poison the town’s water supply like some kind of wild west villain. I get a job at wendys and take burgers and nuggets home and plsy videogames while I eat them

[bot-dad]

Hello over at your house and we’re being rowdy and i steal your phone and start making horny posts on your twitter but no one sees them likes them retweets them and it reminds both of us at how small we are in the world and you start crying and we hug it out and go to a coffee shop to discuss coping mechanisms for feeling unimportant over turtle mochas but we stay too long and annoy the baristas who want to go home but youre drinking up the drama and attention and you start breaking into fast food resturaunts just to argue with the workers for the sheer exhiliration of it and you eventually get arrested and sentenced to a bunch of community service hours and you find love in helping your community but you can’t run for mayor because of your criminal background so you settle for rising the ranks of the water cleaning plant and now those feelings if insignificance are destroyed by the constant notion in your head of being able to poison the town’s water supply like some kind of wild west villain i get a job at wendys and take burgers and nuggets home and plsy videogames while i eat them, I’m Dad!

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[hungwy]

Hi

[azzaventura]

Calluella capsa, the Red Hot Chili Pepper Frog from Borneo. As its pretty rare no-one has tasted it yet to see if it lives up to its name

[lesbiantiana]

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

[kristythomas]

riverdale is like glee if glee thought it was twin peaks 

[90strend]

if everyone loved the color pink there would be world peace

[chuwenjie]

Drawings from the last couple of weeks~

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[vividspark]

ig:seohyeony_

[ueeyasu]

nice shit gboy

[nostalgic-films]

Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things. - Legally Blonde dir. Robert Luketic (2001)

[dojacat]

Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated

[lovecatcher]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpPENSHF5oC/

[subarulesbian]

lost in the sauce

[matchagirl]