the world is a circus and i am a shoe waxer

they/them, 21, furry cringe expected

[poisonmutt]

I have witnessed anti-freeze for the first time

I understand why so many people want to drink... looks nummy

🤤

[poisonmutt]

My partner is so pretty OH MY GOOD GOD THEYRE LITERALLY PERFECT

aaaaa its been years, we're adults and engaged yet im still just swooning just as hard for them♡♡♡♡

[poisonmutt]

I gave my partner my tumblr @ and the first comment they had to this was "gay" 😒 invalidating my cishet experience sigh/j

[poisonmutt]

It is good to be whimsical in these times

Alas, i am not whimsical, im just dumb!

I tried petting my dog while laying on my pillow and... i layed on my dog and pet my pillow

This is not an independent incident...

^ this is how i feel

[poisonmutt]

My partner is so pretty OH MY GOOD GOD THEYRE LITERALLY PERFECT

aaaaa its been years, we're adults and engaged yet im still just swooning just as hard for them♡♡♡♡

[poisonmutt]

Good fucking morning tumblr

In northern irish news, we're having national violent protests against (insert religion/anyone non-white) today after a clearly mentally unwell person dared to not be a white person spouting about jesus while doing vile acts

^ the suspect did do and tried to do something awful yes, but this isnt about that as we've seen with past protests of similar nature

Take no mistake, this isnt about the acts, it never is, this is about racism, xenophobia and religion

Like the riots that happened exactly a year to date, this will harm anyone and everyone found to not be "fit" for northern ireland as decided by your white supremacist neighbours, your racist uncles and your child beating friends of the family, all of whom are coming together with masks, weapons and tools that very potentially are intended to end lives

you SHOULD be scared if you or friends or loved ones could even possibly be targeted, because this is terrifying

Stay safe everyone

[poisonmutt]

Every time this song come on my earbuds i startle up a little, eyes wide , hairs prickling upwards, anticipating the inevitable bops my head will be doing

[poisonmutt]

All the rain has me angry, this is fishnets and the smallest top you can legally wear outside season, why are you making me dress like someones all black clothed cyberpunk oc instead 👹

[poisonmutt]

Last year i walked pride with a bunch of furrys

which was fun but this year i think ima walk with my cancer charity, still dressed as a furry dipshit mind you, but a furry dipshit with a known compromised immune system 👽

These foolish cancer organisers dont know what theyre in for

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[poisonmutt]

Now im not saying do anything illegal... but if you per se want to store your already legally owned media onto a disc from a device/onto a device from a disc, the price of disc/card readers/writers second hand is astonishingly low 👺

Again i, law abiding citizen poisonmutt would never advocate for illegal activity, but if you wanted to download copywrite free media from the internet there are many such sources for you to find these perfectly legal pieces of media, but be careful!! Oftentimes these sites hold illegal media, which would be bad if accidentally downloaded.... 🙂‍↔️

[poisonmutt]

Yall ever get outa the shower n kinda

For a good hour afterwards

[poisonmutt]

I have awoken at the ripe time of 2:30 in the afternoon!! Time to be sleepy for the next 4 hours then start my day

[poisonmutt]

Instead of shoelace code we should have silly bandz code

You see someone with a nazi band? Use yours like a whip and chase them, its efficient

[poisonmutt]

If peanut, why not eat? Heh youre all fools i would survive so long in the spc universe

[poisonmutt]

If someone layed out small treats leading towards a box with a string attached id knowingly follow it

cus like hello nice person thank you for the treats

do you have more?

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[poisonmutt]

This THIS is why tumblr exists!!!

[poisonmutt]

If you want to have shitty parades done by even shittier people come on down to northern ireland! Where they'll spend 4 hours coasting down your streets blasting their flutes and drums in a way only children could replicate 🫩

[poisonmutt]

The trees speak to me, they tell me juicy little gossip about how nathalia the forest nymph is currently in a situationship with a boydyke that eats piles of spaghetti daily, were all stunned at where it would get spaghetti out here in the deep woods but alas, he has his ways