Little Glass Vials

P-p-pede d-d-dad! W-w-w-what are y-y-you d-d-d-doing on th-that al-l-lien.

P-p-please s-s-st-t-top.

iP: B-b-been s-s-sp-p-pend-d-ding q-q-qual-l-lit-t-ty t-t-time w-w-with m-m-my l-l-lus-s-sus. H-h-he’s a f-f-fun-n-ny c-c-crit-t-ter if onl-l-ly c-c-cuz h-h-he c-c-clicks w-w-when h-h-he w-w-walks.

DA: What is yourr lusus? I rrea/) “‘pe/)e/)a/)” somewherre on yourr trrollmblrr… so /)o you mean a mánylegge/)-invertebeast?

DA: Héé héé, maybe if he (oul/) /)an(e he (oul/) be /)e perr(ussion beat forr some song!!!!!

iP: y-y-yeah, g-g-great m-m-moth-therf-f-fuck-k-ker of a m-m-man-n-ny l-l-legged inv-v-vert-t-tab-b-beast.

iP: 1000 t-t-to b-b-be hon-n-nest.

DA: Oh wow

DA: Is he a s(ávengerr orr prré/)atorr? I know /)e o/)err type of many legge/) ones arre suppose/) to have /)í/)fferrent féé/)ing habits than yourr 1000 legge/) type, but I /)on’t rremémberr /)at parrt of my s(hóólféé/)ing!

DA: I hope /)at many legs /)on’t nee/) mu(h maintenan(e eitherr!

iP: H-h-he's a s-s-sc-c-cav-v-veng-g-ger and alw-w-ways on th-the p-p-prowl (d-d-do m-m-manyl-l-legged inv-v-vert-t-tab-b-beasts p-p-prowl?) f-f-for th-the n-n-next m-m-meal.

iP: Q-q-quite l-l-large, y-y-you s-s-see. It t-t-takes a l-l-lot t-t-to k-k-keep h-h-him g-g-going.

iP: B-b-been s-s-sp-p-pend-d-ding q-q-qual-l-lit-t-ty t-t-time w-w-with m-m-my l-l-lus-s-sus. H-h-he’s a f-f-fun-n-ny c-c-crit-t-ter if onl-l-ly c-c-cuz h-h-he c-c-clicks w-w-when h-h-he w-w-walks.

DA: What is yourr lusus? I rrea/) “‘pe/)e/)a/)” somewherre on yourr trrollmblrr… so /)o you mean a mánylegge/)-invertebeast?

DA: Héé héé, maybe if he (oul/) /)an(e he (oul/) be /)e perr(ussion beat forr some song!!!!!

iP: y-y-yeah, g-g-great m-m-moth-therf-f-fuck-k-ker of a m-m-man-n-ny l-l-legged inv-v-vert-t-tab-b-beast.

iP: 1000 t-t-to b-b-be hon-n-nest.

pI: I d-d-don’t th-think I w-w-was p-p-pining t-t-to b-b-beg-g-gin w-w-with. H-h-he w-w-was j-j-just s-s-someone I t-t-talked t-t-to s-s-somet-t-times.

pI: I th-think th-this g-g-got b-b-blown w-w-way out of p-p-prop-p-portion. =/

pI: Th-things h-h-have b-b-been f-f-fine oth-therw-w-wise. W-w-work is s-s-slow in th-the d-d-dark s-s-seas-s-son. N-n-no one w-w-wants t-t-to p-p-plan ins-s-sur-r-rect-t-tions in th-the c-c-cold.

DA: Áww, I guess /)at’s parrtly my fault, I have (lients who get VERRY melo/)rramáti( about /)eirr qua/)rrants an/) I think I’ve (ome to expe(t /)eep sighs an/) moans about unrrequite/) love orr hate.

DA: Orr the o(assional tántrrum, but /)ose arre an o((upátional hazarrd, rrealy.

DA: If you haven’t béén /)oing mu(h worrk, what have you /)one instea/)?

DA: I trrie/) to (rro(het some morre things as my lusus gave me loaaaaa/)s of wool, but it hasn’t gone too well…

DA: /:C

iP: B-b-been s-s-sp-p-pend-d-ding q-q-qual-l-lit-t-ty t-t-time w-w-with m-m-my l-l-lus-s-sus. H-h-he's a f-f-fun-n-ny c-c-crit-t-ter if onl-l-ly c-c-cuz h-h-he c-c-clicks w-w-when h-h-he w-w-walks.

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risuenapreceptor replied to your post: DA: Hi swéétie!!!!! How /)i/) it go wi/) /)e flush(rrush?!?!?! (:C

dulceAnagensis: Oh góó/)ness, I’m sorrrry it (ame out /)at way. /)i/) he at least /)o the /)e(ent thing an/) trry to rremain frrien/)s? I /)o hope I’m not intrrú/)ing by the way! You (an tell me to fú(k off an/) I won’t be offen/)ed!!!!! D:C

pI: O y-y-yes. W-w-we r-r-rem-m-main on g-g-good t-t-terms.

pI: H-h-he j-j-just w-w-wasn’t int-t-ter-r-res-s-st-t-ted. N-n-no b-b-big d-d-deal. I’m n-n-not all t-t-torn up ab-b-bout it.

pI: I j-j-just l-l-looked l-l-like a d-d-des-s-sp-p-p-p-per-r-r-rate f-f-f-fool.

DA: /)at’s góód! If ánything, it means you have góó/) taste in flush parrtnerrs, an/) maybe /)e next time you’ll fin/) /)e rríght trroll for yourr quá/)rrant.

DA: /)on’t be so rrough on yourself though!!!!!

DA: Qua/)rrants make fóóls of any trroll, and if you ha/)n’t trrie/), you’/) neverr have known and píning and waiting is worrse than móving on. /)at way you (an fin/) who is meant to be yourr matesprrit!

DA: O/)errwise, how have things béén forr you hún?

#((FUCKING TUMBLR STOP EATING MY POSTS))

pI: I d-d-don't th-think I w-w-was p-p-pining t-t-to b-b-beg-g-gin w-w-with. H-h-he w-w-was j-j-just s-s-someone I t-t-talked t-t-to s-s-somet-t-times.

pI: I th-think th-this g-g-got b-b-blown w-w-way out of p-p-prop-p-portion. =/

pI: Th-things h-h-have b-b-been f-f-fine oth-therw-w-wise. W-w-work is s-s-slow in th-the d-d-dark s-s-seas-s-son. N-n-no one w-w-wants t-t-to p-p-plan ins-s-sur-r-rect-t-tions in th-the c-c-cold.

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risuenapreceptor replied to your post: DA: Hi swéétie!!!!! How /)i/) it go wi/) /)e flush(rrush?!?!?! (:C

dulceAnagensis: Oh góó/)ness, I’m sorrrry it (ame out /)at way. /)i/) he at least /)o the /)e(ent thing an/) trry to rremain frrien/)s? I /)o hope I’m not intrrú/)ing by the way! You (an tell me to fú(k off an/) I won’t be offen/)ed!!!!! D:C

pI: O y-y-yes. W-w-we r-r-rem-m-main on g-g-good t-t-terms.

pI: H-h-he j-j-just w-w-wasn't int-t-ter-r-res-s-st-t-ted. N-n-no b-b-big d-d-deal. I'm n-n-not all t-t-torn up ab-b-bout it.

pI: I j-j-just l-l-looked l-l-like a d-d-des-s-sp-p-p-p-per-r-r-rate f-f-f-fool.

DA: Hi swéétie!!!!! How /)i/) it go wi/) /)e flush(rrush?!?!?! (:C

pI: N-n-noth-thing exc-c-cit-t-ting t-t-to r-r-rep-p-port. H-h-he's "not currently looking"

pI: =/

#risuenapreceptor

hemospectrum-problems

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#Masael Parvus #shade off of jade.#(He secretly always wanted to be one. He still sort of does. =/)

J-j-just m-m-missed th-the r-r-right sh-sh-shade, 'P-p-pede d-d-dad s-s-says.

I t-t-told m-m-mys-s-self I w-w-was g-g-going t-t-to k-k-keep up w-w-with th-this th-thing, b-b-but.

W-w-well s-s-someth-thing exc-c-cit-t-ting h-h-hap-p-pened. M-m-met th-this r-r-really g-g-great g-g-guy onl-l-line. N-n-not m-m-met m-m-met, b-b-but j-j-just …s-s-seen ar-r-round f-f-for-r-rums. B-b-but I h-h-have n-n-no id-d-dea w-w-what h-h-he l-l-looks l-l-like or h-h-his age.

Sh-sh-should th-that b-b-both-ther m-m-me? H-h-he d-d-doesn’t m-m-mind m-m-my s-s-st-t-tut-t-ter and h-h-he s-s-sp-p-peaks r-r-really w-w-well. I d-d-don’t even kn-n-now if h-h-his b-b-blood c-c-col-l-lor is r-r-real.

._.

H-h-help m-m-me b-b-be s-s-soc-c-cial. Sh-sh-should I p-p-pursue th-this?

DA: Oooooh, hí strranger!

DA: It soun/)s like you have a grreat opportúnity rright in frront of you. If it is trroll serren/)ípity, seize it!!!!!!

DA: If it isn’t, at least you trrie/)! But (ommunication is key!

DA: So you gotta fin/) morre about him sóón!

DA: Whát qua/)rrant, pale orr flushe/)?

DA: Goo/) lu(k, sweetie pie! If you want to talk to someone abóut it, I have an áskbox open (:C

#dulceanagensis #in which parvus reveals why he is so bad at keeping any of his quadrants full.#he is too damn shy for his own good.

pI: unf-f-fort-t-tun-n-nately (or f-f-fort-t-tun-n-nately???) I’m n-n-not l-l-look-k-king f-f-for a q-q-quad p-p-partn-n-ner at all. N-n-not y-y-yet, an-n-nyw-w-way. Th-this g-g-guy is j-j-just s-s-so…o h-h-heav-v-vens, I s-s-sup-p-pose I f-f-feel a l-l-lit-t-tle f-f-flushed. B-b-but… Th-things n-n-nev-v-ver r-r-really t-t-turn out r-r-right in eith-ther f-f-for m-m-me.

pI: Th-thanks f-f-for th-the s-s-sup-p-port, s-s-st-t-trang-g-ger.

I t-t-told m-m-mys-s-self I w-w-was g-g-going t-t-to k-k-keep up w-w-with th-this th-thing, b-b-but.

W-w-well s-s-someth-thing exc-c-cit-t-ting h-h-hap-p-pened. M-m-met th-this r-r-really g-g-great g-g-guy onl-l-line. N-n-not m-m-met m-m-met, b-b-but j-j-just ...s-s-seen ar-r-round f-f-for-r-rums. B-b-but I h-h-have n-n-no id-d-dea w-w-what h-h-he l-l-looks l-l-like or h-h-his age.

Sh-sh-should th-that b-b-both-ther m-m-me? H-h-he d-d-doesn't m-m-mind m-m-my s-s-st-t-tut-t-ter and h-h-he s-s-sp-p-peaks r-r-really w-w-well. I d-d-don't even kn-n-now if h-h-his b-b-blood c-c-col-l-lor is r-r-real.

._.

H-h-help m-m-me b-b-be s-s-soc-c-cial. Sh-sh-should I p-p-pursue th-this?

#Masael Parvus

S-s-sud-d-denl-l-ly

Th-th-three s-s-sead-d-dw-w-wel-l-lers and a t-t-teal all f-f-fol-l-low th-th-this b-b-blog.

Th-th-there is a p-p-punchl-l-line h-h-here, I j-j-just kn-n-now it.

:|

RP: mp ~~~ “w-w-whyyyyy?” —<

RP: mf ~~~ I like looking out for interesting trolls. They’re often useful —<

RP: mf ~~~ A cullingsultant is always interesting —<

RP: mf ~~~ The punchline is probably that only one seadweller survives —<

RP: mf ~~~ That is how troll humour usually goes after all —<

pI: A.

pI: I d-d-didn’t th-think I c-c-count-t-ted as int-t-teres-s-st-t-ting. M-m-my j-j-job is f-f-fairly m-m-mund-d-dane.

pI: Th-though, y-y-your are p-p-prob-b-bab-b-bly r-r-right. Or th-th-that n-n-none of th-th-them s-s-surv-v-vive. P-p-perh-h-haps it is all one b-b-big c-c-clus-s-st-t-terf-f-fuck of a f-f-fight. N-n-no one c-c-can s-s-stand th-the oth-thers g-g-get-t-ting aw-w-way.

RP: mf ~~~ Oh, it might be mundane, but not all of your similarly employed trolls let others know about their career —<

RP: mf ~~~ Knowing of one whilst on planet is interesting —<

RP: mf ~~~ If you want to make the joke particularly poignant with the Mirthful Church, I suppose one would include the teal being the moirail for one of the seadwellers —<

RP: mf ~~~ I won’t pretend to be a master of humour —<

RP: mf ~~~ Now, if you want something truly interesting —<

RP: mf ~~~ The whole setting is a political intrigue —<

RP: f ~~~ Hopefully not a romcom one —<

pI: N-note, p-please.

pI: Th-the d-death of a m-m-m-m-m-m-moir-r-r-r-r-rail is n-n-nev-ver am-m-m-m-mus-s-sing.

RP: mf ~~~ I never said I found it particularly amusing —<

RP: mf ~~~ Only that the Mirthful Church would —<

RP: mf ~~~ I am definitely not like the Church in many, many aspects, and of course, that I’m not a master of humour —<

RP: mf ~~~ The implication being that I dislike the “joke” —<

RP: mf ~~~ It doesn’t take much to keep up —<

#Oh Masael #He's so cheeky and rude sometimes.

pI: Of c-c-c-c-c-course.

pI: H-h-h-h-h-how s-s-s-s-s-s-sil-l-l-l-l-ly of m-m-m-me.

pI: p-p-p-p-p-p-p-perh-h-h-h-h-haps th-th-th-this is a s-s-s-s-s-sign t-t-t-t-t-t-to c-c-c-c-c-c-c-call it a m-m-m-m-m-m-morning. it's 'c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-coont-t-t-t-t-time w-w-w-w-w-when th-th-the l-l-l-l-l-l-lack of s-s-s-sleep m-m-makes me em-m-m-m-m-m-m-motion-n-n-nal and r-r-r-r-rude.

pI: p-p-p-p-p-p-please f-f-f-f-f-forg-g-g-g-g-give m-m-m-m-m-me.

S-s-sud-d-denl-l-ly

Th-th-three s-s-sead-d-dw-w-wel-l-lers and a t-t-teal all f-f-fol-l-low th-th-this b-b-blog.

Th-th-there is a p-p-punchl-l-line h-h-here, I j-j-just kn-n-now it.

:|

RP: mp ~~~ “w-w-whyyyyy?” —<

RP: mf ~~~ I like looking out for interesting trolls. They’re often useful —<

RP: mf ~~~ A cullingsultant is always interesting —<

RP: mf ~~~ The punchline is probably that only one seadweller survives —<

RP: mf ~~~ That is how troll humour usually goes after all —<

pI: A.

pI: I d-d-didn’t th-think I c-c-count-t-ted as int-t-teres-s-st-t-ting. M-m-my j-j-job is f-f-fairly m-m-mund-d-dane.

pI: Th-though, y-y-your are p-p-prob-b-bab-b-bly r-r-right. Or th-th-that n-n-none of th-th-them s-s-surv-v-vive. P-p-perh-h-haps it is all one b-b-big c-c-clus-s-st-t-terf-f-fuck of a f-f-fight. N-n-no one c-c-can s-s-stand th-the oth-thers g-g-get-t-ting aw-w-way.

RP: mf ~~~ Oh, it might be mundane, but not all of your similarly employed trolls let others know about their career —<

RP: mf ~~~ Knowing of one whilst on planet is interesting —<

RP: mf ~~~ If you want to make the joke particularly poignant with the Mirthful Church, I suppose one would include the teal being the moirail for one of the seadwellers —<

RP: mf ~~~ I won’t pretend to be a master of humour —<

RP: mf ~~~ Now, if you want something truly interesting —<

RP: mf ~~~ The whole setting is a political intrigue —<

RP: f ~~~ Hopefully not a romcom one —<

#Masael. Masael you are drunk.#Masael go to bed.

pI: N-note, p-please.

pI: Th-the d-death of a m-m-m-m-m-m-moir-r-r-r-r-rail is n-n-nev-ver am-m-m-m-mus-s-sing.

#risuenapreceptor

It's f-five oc-clock in th-the evn-nin

It's f-five oc-clock in th eeeeeeeeevn-nin

and i am s-st-till aw-wake.

and i am s-st-till aw-wake. (AW-WAKE)

.

and f-fairl-ly l-liq-quored up. s-send m-me y-your s-sass b-bef-fore i r-reg-gret ask-kin.

W-w-what.

W-w-where are y-y-you all ev-v-ven c-c-com-m-ming f-f-from. H-h-hel-l-lo t-t-to y-y-you wh-h-ho are n-n-new. F-f-feel f-f-free t-t-to d-d-drop m-m-me a l-l-line.

I d-d-don't b-b-bite.

#veliraandcompany #maalos-and-arduin

vividanimosity

badger-shenanigans

[snip for space saving]

jumpingjacktrash

ahahaha rp it! the pic’s up on heleph’s trollmblr, after all! :D

am i following your guy? there was a recent fantroll explosion and i’m almost sure i missed a few.

#((badger reveals that she likes to answer to realpeople in character. =D))

Y-y-yep, y-y-you g-g-got m-m-me.

B-b-but I c-c-could n-n-nev-v-ver. G-g-guy l-l-like th-that'd eat m-m-me al-l-live. (Th-this is n-n-not a b-b-bad th-thing, m-m-mind y-y-you. B-b-but I'm n-n-not th-that k-k-kind-d-da t-t-try it once t-t-troll.)

S-s-sud-d-denl-l-ly

Th-th-three s-s-sead-d-dw-w-wel-l-lers and a t-t-teal all f-f-fol-l-low th-th-this b-b-blog.

Th-th-there is a p-p-punchl-l-line h-h-here, I j-j-just kn-n-now it.

:|

RP: mp ~~~ “w-w-whyyyyy?” —<

RP: mf ~~~ I like looking out for interesting trolls. They’re often useful —<

RP: mf ~~~ A cullingsultant is always interesting —<

RP: mf ~~~ The punchline is probably that only one seadweller survives —<

RP: mf ~~~ That is how troll humour usually goes after all —<