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Female / Roleplayer

[chilumitos]

୨໒ 𓈒 ۫ 🫒꯭

[somespicyshrimp]

love how it’s become completely normal and acceptable to say explicitly sexual shit to random strangers on the internet, especially if they’re women. girl on tiktok has more than a b cup? top comments on anything she posts are automatically “mommy sorry mommy sorry”. woman on the internet is pretty and also feminine? “submissive and breedable” like that’s not the exact kind of gross, infantilizing shit women hear irl every single day. i constantly see comments on teenagers’ posts saying “hey don’t sexualize her she’s a minor” like it’s not weird or misogynistic to talk about a stranger’s “mommy milkers” online so long as she’s 18 or older. fuck. maybe i’m a prude but i just don’t think you should get to make gross objectifying comments at random strangers just because you think the veneer of a mom fetish makes it #coolquirkyandprogressive instead of just creepy

[selpuku]

🔷❗ be careful of pollens ❗🔷

[meru90]

kazooooh

[thechekhov]

A while ago, some people asked me to explain D&D and other RPGs… so of course I had to make it into an infographic!

This is by no means a comprehensive guide. The game can be as simple or complex as you want, but there ARE some pre-established basics you should know about - and those are best discovered on your own terms!

Some resources to help you get started: 

Watch/listen:

★ Rusty Quill Gaming Podcast - a ttrpg game in the Pathfinder system. Beginner friendly! Learn how to play along with the players!

★ Critical Role - a D&D game played by voice actors - Incredibly famous! Highly praised! Both videos and podcasts available.

★ The Adventure Zone - a TTRPG podcast by the McElroy brothers. The players are new, but the rules are bent a lot, so make of that what you will.

Read/learn the rules:

📚 D&D 5e Player’s Handbook - pdf

📚 Basic Introduction to Character Races - website

📚 Overview of Character Classes - website

How-to and Tutorials:

🎲 Rolling a character - YouTube video

🎲 How combat works - YouTube video

🎲 Being a good player - YouTube video

And last but not least…

How To Play D&D Online! - YouTube Video

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Of course, there are tons of other resources - endless writeups, dozens of YouTube videos and blogposts, and entire subreddits dedicated to this information. The important thing is to take things one at a time. Or not - just dive right in! Most seasoned D&D players are thrilled when others want to join them on their adventures and will be happy to help a new player find their tabletop legs. 

[constable-frozen]

[thereallyrealironman]

A tale of fucking tragedy

[mortis-a]

“I am brave, though I am alone.”

— Helen Fielding (via quotemadness)

[imagined-loki-quotes]

Me, watching Avengers for the first time: Oh my gosh, this Loki dude is so attractive!

Person: But he’s the villain

Me:

Person:

Me:

Person:

Me: I’m sorry, were you trying to make a point there? Because I don’t see one

[thespooniewrites]

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

[shubbabang]

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

[apdeprived]

this is beautiful

[bpd-tree]

Me: today is a good day!!! I actually feel normal.

Me: …

Me: oh my god I lied to everyone about my mental illness and I’ve been doing this all for attention

[ukochane-deactivated20200303]

[kemonozume]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Only death separates a trainer and his Bulbasaur

Artist:  kusasugiruneko / Twitter

[reinerist]

[robnjaxn]

Just say you won’t let go…

>>Darling, your love is more than worth its weight in gold <<

Lyrics by James Arthur, “Say You Won’t Let Go,” Back From the Edge

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[theglaremage]

This is a pure and wholesome game