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My adventures in the Pokemon world. Starting with HeartGold!

[pokemaester]

HeartGold Chapter 1 Part 2

After an extended absence(because i lost my fucking charger), I'm back with more adventures! Hooray. 

So, i'm going down to meet this old ass motherfucker named Mr. Pokemon. Dude lives in a forest and does nothing but chase pokemon around and make shit up about them, but hey this time he actually did something! Dude found an egg, gave it to me. So, i go hike this egg all the way back to Prof Elm, only for him to say "Oh jeez, BUTTMAN, you should keep the egg and raise it when it hatches, blaghblahblaghfdjksla;fghsjk;a i'm a stupoid old fuck". So i basically walked a shit ton for no reason. So i heal PLANTBUTT and leave town, going on my journey to beat the pokemon league, i guess. 

[pokemaester]

HeartGold Chapter 1 Part 1

  Got my first Pokemon. It’s a Chikorita, but frankly that name is boring. His new name is PLANTBUTT. Very fitting, considering my mom named me BUTTMAN. But thats what happens when dad runs away and mom has some crazy brain disease and the economy is so bad children are sent into the world to do whatever they want. You only YOLO once, right?

Anyways. i get to fucking cherrywood city, after walking through a forest. Seriously, DOT, where are the roads? Theres barely any real roads besides the driveway to the Professors house! And, to make it better, as if i’m not in a fucking hurry, this goofy ass old man comes running up to me babbling about me being a “rookie Trainer”. Then he runs away, and runs back talking about me not having running shoes? Like i’m not allowed to run without special shoes! haha that’s ridiculous. 

[pokemaester]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

NOT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE THATS FOR SURE CREEPY FUCK

[pokemaester]

HeartGold Adventures! Issue #1 chapter 1

Here i am with Professor fucking Treedick, otherwise known as Elm. I picked the plant nigga, and renamed him PLANTBUTT. So far my team is pretty kickass. I'll list them for you.

1. PLANTBUTT

So yea, i've gotta go do some stupid fucking errand or some shit. i'll let u know what happens tho. 

[pokemaester]

HeartGold Adventures! Issue #1

Hey so this is the day i start my Pokemon HeartGold adventure for the summer, i’ll probably be done and move on to something else, but i’ll be putting my stories here. Anyways, am I a boy or a girl? YOU Decide!

[pokemaester]

My name is now Buttman. Good choice by Mom. Now, what pokemon should i pick first?

[pokemaester]

HeartGold Adventures! Issue #1

Hey so this is the day i start my Pokemon HeartGold adventure for the summer, i’ll probably be done and move on to something else, but i’ll be putting my stories here. Anyways, am I a boy or a girl? YOU Decide!

[kingmango-turtle-sanctuary]

Boy

[pokemaester]

Boy it is!

[millenniumtechsupport]

IN NEED OF BLOGS TO FOLLOW

Because there’s a ton of stuff I want on my dash. Reblog if you post:

Yu-Gi-Oh! (Duel Monsters or Arc-V)

Attack on Titan

Pokemon

Free!

Demon King Daimao

Higurashi no naku Koro ni

Vampire Knight

Ouran High School Host Club

Deadman Wonderland

Voltage Inc (LLFTX preferably)

There’s a 100% chance I’ll follow you.

[pokemaester]

HeartGold Adventures! Issue #1

Hey so this is the day i start my Pokemon HeartGold adventure for the summer, i'll probably be done and move on to something else, but i'll be putting my stories here. Anyways, am I a boy or a girl? YOU Decide!