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@kingmango-turtle-sanctuary
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.
call me Ź the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that Iāve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesnāt necessarily sayĀ āElucidate the Raptureā but it does say something thatās kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask āhey i think i saw a weird image onceā and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like āoh yeah thatās the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop seriesā and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images youāve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photosetā¦. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.comā¦
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than ārandom person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrativeā - letās go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
toĀ Immanentize the EschatonĀ means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line ofĀ Robert Anton WilsonĀ andĀ Robert Sheaās 1975Ā The Illuminatus! trilogy: āIt was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.ā
in Frederik Pohlās The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
inĀ Ken Macleod'sĀ The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is āAnother crack at Immanentising the Eschatonā
Crystal Thierryās (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
hereās what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so Iām posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
āDO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOUāRE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLDā
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the deviceās control panel:
āMAYHEMā and āDESTRUCTIONā are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Canāt make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eschatron-9000-immanentize-the-eschaton
young man. what is that you have found.
I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.
I said young man. you should put that thing down.
I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!
it's fun to stay at the
These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.
According to the zoo, one turtle stole the otherās food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.
There hasnāt been a single day where they donāt fight for 2ā3 minutesš
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldnāt you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty āBad Schnitzel is my band nameā jokes
3. thirty āBad Schnitzel is my stripper nameā jokes
4. one āah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa townā joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
this depicts "Dangerous goods and activities" according to pinterest
Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.
My contribution:
For those who celebrate it today