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i post about: - the yard podcast - ssbm - probably adjacent streamers and podcasts sometimes too

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scrolling through the subreddit thinking wow what a bunch of fucking morons at all the people thinking those tweets were genuine as if i didnt also panic after getting the first notif

#but then i remembered that the only thing i know about dax flame is that he was just on tommyinnits podcast #and made him tweet that he cheated on his girlfriend #(which he didnt)#back to tranquility

maybe im being a buzzkill but i feel like if theres ever another beerio event its gotta be treated like an actual competition where you would want to stay as sober as possible to maximise your chances of winning. it might kill the fun atmosphere but predrinking and taking shots between rounds in an event thats already encouraging you to drink beyond your limits to stay in the competition was always a disaster waiting to happen.

#idk man. add some more mechanics around the beer checks #incentivise not finishing your drink for reasons other than not being able to chug fast or falling behind in the race. make it strategic

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beerio kart roster YAYYYY

#mango threepeat incoming

how has ludwig still not announced the lineup for beerio kart yet that shit is in like 2 days

#unless ive missed it somehow bc i havent caught a stream in a bit. but surely it would be posted on twitter somewhere #after doing a little research mango void dougdoug rae cinna yingling shake connor ellum are all in it #but also theres at least 20 people…#idk. i would guess aiden will be there again. probably alex. no idea about the rest

theres nothing quite like the second hand embarrassment i get when someone posts a pic of one of the boys to the yard subreddit that they clearly just took from pinterest but that is obviously something someone went digging through 10+ years of their socials to find in the first place.

#i refuse to check the comments to see if slime ever calls them out on it #but like have some class pleaseeeee. this is how we end up with shit like nick nuking all his old tweets </3

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i am different from chuckle sandwich fans. when the yard ends i will just kill myself

why didnt they fully commit to the cum doughnut bit. cowards.

are shopify rebellion signing soonsay or are they just inviting him over for content playdates for no reason.

#i feel like i missed a chapter #honestly i was starting to buy into the doomerism about the merger where shopify were gonna realise smash isnt profitable #and not renew anyones contracts. but this would be a good sign #tbf id like to hope ludwig wouldnt let that happen. but idk how much say he has now? question mark?#meleeposting

we were supposed to have a joshman summer.

#going to go throw darts at a picture of cody now #meleeposting

pokemastercalvin

quebben. does anyone know nicks favourite pokemon. is that something hes ever shared before

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well the new premo narrowed it down to about 400 possibilities. which is not particularly helpful but its something

#i was yelling at the screen hoping the conversation would swerve towards what little pokemon trinket HE would want on his desk #but i dont get what i want

vanillaboyfriend

listening to that story both through the yard and wai is everything. aiden and nick going out just them. qt and maya rallying the australians for a disney party like pikmin. qt getting hit on by luke from modern family and them ditching that party for another one. the serendipity of miles finding nick and aiden at the next party. immediately into “if you want to stop asian hate you two will go in that bathroom together.” and “can you pick that fruit for me. also you’re racist”. ditching that party for a kickback at a streamer house cause this bitch is whack. enya is also there and is stealing more fruit. finding out weston koury is the rat. minx cornering nick. enya searching the house and stealing more things. the BANG. qt bolting. nick “i know qt. she’s not getting up to see what broke, she’s getting up to handle it”. the image of her chasing these girls out onto the street and enya trying to get in her face and qt laughing and towering over her. enya dropping her jacket and all of the stolen shit falling out. THE best story they have ever told on that podcast

#this is such a beautiful retelling

quebben. does anyone know nicks favourite pokemon. is that something hes ever shared before

#slimes is wooper #that one i know for certain #ludwigs is blaziken? i think? this is probably something i would know for sure if id ever watched a ludlocke. but alas #pretty sure aidens is weavile but i dont remember where i heard that at all. so i need confirmation i didnt just make it up #nick i just have nothing. does he even have one.

3 hour tier list ep we are so fucking back

we need to kill hungrybox.

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trif in grands?????? okay lol

pokemastercalvin

FUCK I DONT WANT TO WATCH PEACH PUFF

#wizzyyyyy you were the chosen one…..#meleeposting

trif in grands?????? okay lol

#not complaining luv a fellow eu peach #meleeposting

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