poke system

they/it or ask pronouns // osdd system // art stuffs // genderfaun boyflux transman neptunic/straight // frog therian (episodic) // our host is red from pokemon (not a fictive though) // jewish + russian (white lol) // autism, psychotic, schizoaffective // pokemon, toad/frog, niche politics, undertale, vocaloid special intrester // read my carrd >:) // balls enjoyer (real) // minor (vineboom) AND neurodivergent?! (another vineboom)

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LGBTQ+ Pride Pokemon Card Patches made by AlienInAJar

[pokesys]

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THEM

[appulsprite]

things you didn’t know you needed: 

a photoset of alphys in cute outfits, 

probably a glass of water

[all-your-favs-are-jews]

Jake Peralta from: Brooklyn 99 is Jewish!

[perenial]

chag chanukah sameach let's get lit 🕎

[kitscheldritchhorror]

[bugs bunny in a suit meme with the caption: I wish all my Jewish followers a very pleasant hanukkah]

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[pokesys]

this. this one hits a lot. my insys gf is literally an angel (i love vem tho)

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[cmajorlips]

weekicide 1: post left

[pokesys]

imma do this later

[jewish-tutter]

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

[rizaoftheowls]

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

[rizaoftheowls]

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

[above-d-clouds]

A handy table for everyone:

[cityglowing]

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

[augustdementhe]

Oh SWEET, a table!

[angieartness]

OH SWEET MERCIFUL EXCEL TABLES

[pokesys]

you know what really sucks?

how agere accounts have to specify that they're sfw, shouldn't it just be implied? the amount of open nsfw agere accounts on tumblr is really concerning /neg. even though it may be a trauma coping mechanism, it would be so much better to not display clearly p3dophilic content on a main tumblr account like-

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[the-mad-house]

Hey TMI fandom I wrote my second ever TMI fanfiction and you can read it here!

Summary of "Cling to the Mast":

PTSD and Sociopathy have always bumped heads. The trip home from the Fountain of SSRI was no different.

[cachet]

redraw of this bozo who want him

[pokesys]

kinda looks like trump /hj

[romcommunist]

my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken

[romcommunist]

oh mein gott i vant him so bad

[darkzombiez]

IMAGE NOT MINE!!!