Tori/Polar/Samuel

Please!!!! don’t tag me in tag games. I don’t mind the occasional mention on posts you’d think id like. But I won’t reply often to tag games. (Multi-fandom hell [rn my current hyperfixation is US history/Planes]) My favorite color is bright/orangey yellow. Call me Danny, Dandy, Verdict, Polar, Leaf, Moss, Dandelion, Tori, or Daniel! Or gimme one! All pronouns (+neos), pansexual, autistic. The Pfp picture is by me! Mutuals!!! @jaded-ghoster @leadensparrow @Lakka-arts and @luriuan & anyone else I haven't mentioned, Ilysm

[widebruh]

[ripempezardexerox]

[sloppystyle]

[librarycard]

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

[rogha]

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

[greelin]

my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

[kosmogrl]

“how to get rid of smile lines” my god you people hate everything

[kosmogrl]

do you know one day you’re gonna die and smile lines won’t fucking matter

[cheddar-baby]

Present Day, Present Time

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

i cannot emphasize enough how 20 yuan is less than 3 US dollars

[naamahdarling]

Please note at the end where the sandal has landed.

[glavilio]

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

[glavilio]

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•

[tysonfurybattlepass]

not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id

[grimalditeuthis]

how it feels to make a character's situation worse and worse and worse

[anexpansionlikegold-deactivated]

When people say, “nature is my religion” are they talking about flies that feed on shit, maggots in decomposing corpses, lionesses with stained teeth and mouths full of blood? Are they talking about floods and fires and things from which we should always run? Are they talking about carcasses, rot, death?

Or do they just mean “this particular copse of benign trees is my religion”

[sigilmilk]

You can’t hug a tree without touching all the rot it took to grow it.

[the-haiku-bot]

You can’t hug a tree

without touching all the rot

it took to grow it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[redstonedust]

huge fan of when the good guys are themed on dark colors and spiky scrappy punk aesthetics and the bad guys are themed on light colors and angelic imagery and order. always such a banger.

[hellonstafftechnique-deactivate]

[surfstone]

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[making-friendos]

What is a horse? Nobody knows