Chaotic Good At Its Finest

Just out here lurking Gender? What’s that? If I ever repost the same thing twice no I didn’t <33

[brandneweyescd]

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[foxnonny]

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[dollarstorevampire]

Pugsley watching as his sister is flirting through eye contact with her situationship that’s holding him hostage by a chain as she’s being lowered in a grave by said situationship’s uncle about to be buried alive:

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[onemilliondraculas]

Keep going

[hauntanelle]

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy