Mary

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[welcometojohnlock-deactivated20]

[ruinedchildhood]

[weloveshortvideos]

mankind stands no chance

[twelves]

fixing the fringe + jawline

[cumberbuddy]

“Hi I’m Benedict but you can call me Big Ben and if you’re feeling Strange, the Doctor will see you”

[lukecage]

Open for business.

Exclusive art by Tumblr Creatr @fuji2apple

[azogthenailfiler]

Coming in from playing in the rain! She won’t go out without her boots on when it’s wet. 

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

[solsikkepop]

[dewgongo]

why be mean when you can be sheen

[pinkharold]

Harry in Another Man Magazine

[bizdengectibuisler]

[marcitlali]

I swear to god this is my favorite vine

[dykebehavior]

this is how my girlfriend and I text

[dontperceivemethank]

Full offense trashing the music that someone else loves is a Shitty Thing to do

[nothinggrand-deactivated2016091]

Sebastian Stan on the Late Late Show with James Corden

[decadenthumor]