[bevsi]

lace slip & old band tee

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[yassmines]

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

[stjohnstarling]

Stop moaning and arching your back - this is an autopsy!

[giritina]

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

[sapphireh3arts]

huh. everyone really forgot that the internet is for porn

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[tieflingteef]

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[maggotfeed]

gay ever since he was born

[arianna-sama]

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[xx-r0t-dot-com-xx]

i made more of these

[michaelrotonal]

reblog if you think math doesn't deserve all that hate

[teumitay]

what's inside you? 🩻

[crypt1dglyph5]

Reminder to tie down your werewolves next full moon

[wordfather]

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me