My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]
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My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]
Dramatic storytelling™
Damian, walking out the manor door in civvies with Purpose and a katana while his siblings watch in concern
Dick: uh, hey, baby bat, where ya off to?
Damian: I am attending an execution
Tim, looking up from his laptop for the first time in 6 hours: what
Steph: in civvies? I get not going as robin but at least wear your assassin gear
Tim: THATS WHAT WE’RE WORRIED ABOUT?
Steph: well yeah that stuffs meant to get blood on it
Damian: it is not the execution of anything that would bleed.
Dick: explain that
Damian, sighing with all the annoyance he can muster at his curious siblings: Do you recall my partner in the school project?
Duke: uh, you mean Danny? The teen dad transfer who you said set up a Prince and Princess Club with the other young kids in his apartment building, and hosts tea parties where he gives them political problems about unicorns and mermaids to discuss over scones?
Damian: yes. This Thursday the issue was a stuffed giraffe who brought tribute to the council, but the tribute snacks contained nuts. Danny tells me it was originally an attempt to make them refuse the snacks as a group, as the stuffed giraffe knowingly snubbed some of their members. But then it was pointed out that if the allergic children ate the snacks, there would be in great medical risk, and the scenario escalated to an assassination attempt.
Dick: …so they’re executing the stuffed giraffe.
Damian: yes. It is good to see the young trained early. Now if you will excuse me, I promised to be there. It is my duty as one trained with the sword to ensure Lord Longneck is dispatched properly for his attempts on Princess Bridget of apartment 114 and Prince Hunter of the top floor’s lives. Good day.
Tim: what the fuck
Steph, cackling: the kids are alright
Turns out, it'd been Amy who'd been moving too fast for Sonic this whole time & nobody realized it untol now. XD
@revarrie @christian-zelda
everyone rejoice, Ao3 is back
well done everybody for being so brave about it
everyone rejoice, Ao3 is back
well done everybody for being so brave about it
pnf revival challenge day 4: driver’s license!
Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything!✨
I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
If there comes a day that I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
I made the most unattractive giggle snort ever
Congratulations! You have been Isekai’d to the Pokemon World and you are now a Pokemon Trainer! Spin here! to find out your new Trainer Class!
How do you feel about your result?
HELL YEAH THIS IS SO COOL AND SO PERFECT FOR ME
I’m not sure if it really fits me…. But it is REALLY GREAT
This is awesome!
It’s pretty cool!!
It’s nice, I guess
I feel totally indifferent about it
This has a lot of positives and a lot of negatives, not sure how I feel…
…Eh…
Could be worse, I guess?
This is perfect for me (derogatory)
This SUCKS, but… at least it’s better than NOT being a Pokemon Trainer, right?
THIS IS TERRIBLE THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN NOT BEING A POKEMON TRAINER
MY SHAYLA (s) 😭😭 Ouugghhh my shayla (s)
OMFG 😭😭😭 my heart can't take the cuteness 💜💚💙
She's totally going to try and talk the turkey out of it.
Not really, She's implied to have gone for the broom. Jazz is smart enough to know that there is no Diplomacy with Poultry until AFTER you make it respect you.
You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned
pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
how did it go!!!
literally dream scenario
it's good!
i can live with that
could be better
hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.
fuck it remaking the poll hi
the best option ever
yea its good :)
i mean i guess its okay
ehh
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!
the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)
what happens to you
i am so dead
i need to go to the hospital
maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end
i’m totally fine
i’m totally fine and i’m happy
my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it
n/a
assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life
Yoda
applying for new job:
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
DC x DP Prompt — Adult, On Occasion (Part 3)
TW: Discussions and descriptions of child & infant death, implied trafficking, implied war and injuries.
There’s another fire.
To Danny, at this point, it shouldn’t be all that surprising. Some kids didn’t know the burner was left on. Apartment complexes, especially in places like Poland, were big.
He just really wishes there weren’t so many.