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17 | she/they | not straight | a lil baby in a big baby's body 

[thestateonmtv]

I think we should delete the internet so boobs are more special, like more people would appreciate boobs like a farmer in the 1800s

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

you had me at delete the internet

[moniquill]

[culterioncollection]

i want to meet her

[culterioncollection]

i need to meet her

[pulmonary-poultry]

I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”

[suspencerrrr]

it was ineffective 

[poledancingdragon]

my mum rlly took another issue (my sister treating me like SHITE all the time, for absolutely no reason) and made it all about how shes stressed????

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[thigh-highs]

Four rich fathers go golfing.

One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.

The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top!  He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”

The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”

Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.

The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”

The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Reblog to support proud father and his sugar baby gay son.

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

how were we all so blind … edna from the incredibles is a … lesbian. lives alone, successful woman in stem, only man she can stand is a sentient compter and security guards, edgy style. it was in front of us this whole time

[astrangebohemian]

Fun fact: Edith Head, who Edna is based off of, was a real life lesbian! 

[rxmcri]

a quick painting i did that I’ll be redoing

[soup-erb]

[bumblebeebats]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[catwithbenefits]

[slavery]

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

[yellahadid]

“Honor your father and your mother”

[slavery]

“Gargle my dick and balls”

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Even tho i don’t own a cat i find humor in the fact that even if a cat could understand the concept of capitalism or financial limitations they probably still wouldn’t give a fuck and demand wet food

[neverthere12345]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

[earnedmagic]

thanks @ florence welch for fulfilling my musical needs of songs about the stars and the moon and the great big sky and the deep and terrifying ocean

but also thanks @ florence for writing absolute bangers about arson and all-consuming guilt and night terrors and human sacrifice because i need those just as much

[thenatsdorf]

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[vulpixtrans]