ten racoons standing on an apple crate

The name's Oliver. they/he I'm a little lad, a silly goose, and a funky dude

[witchkittymeow]

🪤

[drunkonjazzandwine]

IS THAT AN ITALIAN COLD STEEL CINQUEDEA I SPY

[vintage-tigre]

[depsidase]

[tshifty]

like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

[tiktoksgay]

[dark-rx-deactivated20250608]

(via Flames Consume Tesla : r/clevercomebacks)

[liberalsarecool]

When Tesla plunges and the brand is synonymous with fascism, Musk will finally get to say, ‘I built this’.

[suchbeloved]

we’re about to have purim, holi, ramadan, lent, and pi day all at the same time and this is all i can think of

[suchbeloved]

the most tumblr thing in the world is no one mentioning that i forgot st patricks’s day but everyone mentioning that i forgot the ides of march

[juicetrump2]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

[wilwheaton]

[sully-s]

I just think it would be very on-brand if Von Karma made Edgeworth take fencing like all Von Karma men before him, and Franziska took it up just to have one more thing to challenge Miles in. Becuase that's her love language.

[clownsuggest]

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

[despazito]

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

[furrypowerurbandope]

[renard-dartigue]

[emilycastlevania]

[mudwerks]

oh fuck

[lord-raccoon]

i am something of a scientist

[zegalba]

Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl

[homeboygirl]

WRONG thats a big wii game for the big wii

[parakeet]

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time