frog blog

| UK | 27 | she/they | miu iruma kinnie iruougoku shipper

[b4rfbrain]

the giggle brothers

[fluffingston]

joining the war on porn. on the side of the porn

[petalesouple404]

[yokowan]

okay I'll bite

[yokowan]

hawm

[hapalopus]

Whenever I feel like hope is lost, I google "tarantula saved from burning building" and read all the stories about firefighters rescuing one of the world's most hated animals because they're someone's pet and it doesn't matter if you're scared of spiders or think they're gross, their lives have worth and they deserve to live just as much as any other pet

[joemomrgneissguy]

@syncarida

[docs-and-guitars]

One of my favourite types of Taskmaster Contestant is, “Really sweet and chill guy who you’ll assume will just try his best and have lots of fun, but ends up actually being the most unhinged psychopath you will ever see. Just an absolute muppet of a man.”

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[galactic-mayhem]

To all trans men on this site, im gonna put you onto something. If you are in need of a binder but have unsupportive parents or are closeted, if you have a fondness for the ocean, or if youre bored with the normal colors of binder available, go to Waterlust and get a top

As you can see above, theyre all patterned like marine life, but theyre also reversible! One side has the pattern, the other is solid color, and they're all fun colors like blues and reds and greens, but some like the whale and tiger shark ones are more subtle grays and blacks. I have the whale shark one and the spongebob one (which was a limited run), and theyre both very well designed and printed. My spongebob one has served me for roughly four years and it hasn't worn at all.

What really matters? The binding power, and these things are great. I'm a triple D cup and with a medium I look like I have subtle pecs. They're also much less compressive than other binders due to their materials (which are mostly recycled!), so you can wear them for longer without getting sore. When I did more intensive theater and band performances, I could still act, dance, and play bari sax without getting winded or hurting myself. They're also swim tops, and I've scuba dived in these as well comfortably.

If that wasn't all, proceeds from each purchase are donated towards marine conservation and education initiatives! Purchasing shark printed ones specifically donate to shark studies and conservation orgs, parrotfish and coral prints support coral restoration initiatives, and so on. The high price tag is for a good reason.

Overall, if you're looking for an all around good binder, one that matches your whimsey and supports a good cause, Waterlust is the place to go.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

helpful on 1,110 days left

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[iliothermia]

y'all remember when we glomped?

[faun-grove]

[pjharvey]

once you start typing in all lowercase you unfortunately kind of have to keep doing it forever or if you start capitalizing things people will think you’re either mad at them or having some kind of episode

[adastrabbit]

the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ has become one of my favorites recently. 🙂‍↕️<- look how friendly it looks. so kind. 🙂‍↕️ that's right. it's so great

[adastrabbit]

like it looks so at ease. i've never nodded like this. 🙂‍↕️ look at it. so peaceful...

[origulator]

the desktop version of this post adds a certain je ne sais quoi

[adastrabbit]

my friend. i have painted it for you.

[astruma2]

[smittyw]

my biggest attack evar!!!! and probably my favorite of the season... ive been planning it for most of the month by now. all characters and their creators are listed on artfight, i'll tag the ones who are here on tumblr!

@guardiansgalore @cosmiccstuff @angelandreus @ifeellikeameowster @habbage @elbowstuff @egil-harper @fictioncollision

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[smittyw]

more artfighting from meeee i love hitting my friends

@guardiansgalore

@/itssmeshay

@/distressedSkeleton

@/unorthodoxmachina

@ame-in-the-rain