Vould You Like to Polka?!

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

"Well duh!" She laughs "But weirdo bracket affectionate, ya know?"

"What is this... affectionate bracket you speak of?"

"Like..." Sabrina pauses "...oh, this would be so much easier to show ya if I had hands."

"Should we build some hands?"

Sabrina's eyes lit up like a christmas tree "Yeah, and we could put em on sticks like those freaks with limbs!"

"Aha!" Oscar declared excitedly. "Let's start looking for sticks!"

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

"Well duh!" She laughs "But weirdo bracket affectionate, ya know?"

"What is this... affectionate bracket you speak of?"

"Like..." Sabrina pauses "...oh, this would be so much easier to show ya if I had hands."

"Should we build some hands?"

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

"Well duh!" She laughs "But weirdo bracket affectionate, ya know?"

"What is this... affectionate bracket you speak of?"

"Ah, miss Kendra! What a surprise!"

theveggieintern

"Oscar! Ohmygosh hiiii!" Her roots loop around the gourd with a laugh quick to follow. "Wow, you look good- did you put on some muscle while I was gone?"

"Me? Oh, no. It's quite hard to put on muscle with no arms. Perhaps my abdominals."

#Kendra

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

theveggieintern

Wow. She was really back. A few years away hadn't changed much about this place. The studio was still massive, still alive with feeling- In a way, it was like she never left.

Pushing past the doors, She stopped to take in the smell of the place. Pine sol, burnt coffee and dreams... what real entertainment was made of. "Hello, Big Idea! Guess who's home?"

"Ah, miss Kendra! What a surprise!"

#The veggie intern

'sounds like you've got a problem on your hands.' from Appley

"It is true. Many problems. No hands. Which is one of the problems."

"So what I'm hearing is...you need hands. I hear many hands make for light work. Is that what you need?"

"Oh yes!" Oscar would clap if he had any hands but as previously established he does not. "Many hands would be many greats!"

Tossing her cape, Appley revealed her Doc Oc legs. "I might be able to help with that."

A gasp escapes the Polish caterer's mouth. "Yippee! You can be my waitress!"

Appley blinked, leaning back "Wha-...but I...no, no Oscar, that's not what we're doing here. Do you really think I'd sink so low as to take a serving job?"

Oscar's whole body sank, his eyes got sad, like Puss In Boots in hit film Shrek 2. "You said you'd help."

#appleysbloghouse

'sounds like you've got a problem on your hands.' from Appley

"It is true. Many problems. No hands. Which is one of the problems."

"So what I'm hearing is...you need hands. I hear many hands make for light work. Is that what you need?"

"Oh yes!" Oscar would clap if he had any hands but as previously established he does not. "Many hands would be many greats!"

Tossing her cape, Appley revealed her Doc Oc legs. "I might be able to help with that."

A gasp escapes the Polish caterer's mouth. "Yippee! You can be my waitress!"

#appleysbloghouse

'sounds like you've got a problem on your hands.' from Appley

"It is true. Many problems. No hands. Which is one of the problems."

"So what I'm hearing is...you need hands. I hear many hands make for light work. Is that what you need?"

"Oh yes!" Oscar would clap if he had any hands but as previously established he does not. "Many hands would be many greats!"

#appleysbloghouse

'sounds like you've got a problem on your hands.' from Appley

"It is true. Many problems. No hands. Which is one of the problems."

"i told you not to get attached." from katrina/sabrina

“And I told you to stay attached!”

"Oscar, listen," Katrina sighed. "You make real good pierogis. But I'm a free spirit. I gotta eat more places, if you know what I mean."

“But… my kitchen. So lonely. :(“

Katrina was surprised he could say ":(" out loud given that it was an emoticon "Maybe try cooking something new."

“But all I know is pierogis! And 7 (?) other polish foods for christmas!”

frankencelery

maybe don't mention my past indescretions? (From Oscar)

"Oh, so now we're ashamed of the things we say during Polish Jenga?"

“Look, I’m not myself when I play polish jenga. You know that.”

"i told you not to get attached." from katrina/sabrina

“And I told you to stay attached!”

"Oscar, listen," Katrina sighed. "You make real good pierogis. But I'm a free spirit. I gotta eat more places, if you know what I mean."

#whichever one is hotter is the one I would like him to be talking to LMAO

“But… my kitchen. So lonely. :(“

"i told you not to get attached." from katrina/sabrina

“And I told you to stay attached!”

Like you’d get your knuckles bloody for me (from Phil)

"If I had knuckles, you must know Mr. Phil Winklestein, I would get them bloody for thou."

frankencelery

"Has the Polish Jenga Nationals, the world's most intense competition second only to Glee Club Nationals, really brought us that much closer together?" Phil asked, touched. "You really think we can make it to the final two teams?"