some innocent and unsuspecting guy: I love "Berserk" too
me: cool, BUT FIRST you should answer this little survey about how you see and understand this story… Please look, there is nothing complicated here. "How do you feel about Griffith?" (If you want, I can get you a sheet of paper for your essay), "Do you like my incredible daughter Casca?" (Don't be surprised, "Do you like Casca?" and "Do you like how Casca was written?" are two different questions), "Do you consider Guts a hero or antihero?" (If you want, you can draw small hearts near his name, don't deny yourself anything), "Your opinion about minor characters?" (Yeah, take a list and mark "Like", "Dislike", "50/50"). Okay, the next. "How do you think did Griffith fall in love with Guts? And how did Guts fall in love with Griffith?" (Under the questions there is space for your arguments and tears), "What do you think about the speech in Primrose Hall, did you believe that?", "How important do you think the dream was for Griffith?", "What do you think about the second duel and the events that took place right after, what was the reason?". Now let's move on to some real things. "What do you think about Eclipse?" (Yeah, any aspects of it), "Griffith/Femto/Falcon of Light" – do you separate them?" (Yes/no, why. Space for arguments is also there, of course), "Do you have anything to criticize about story?", "Do you like how the story represents female characters?", "What would you say is the main moral of the story?", "What is the perfect ending of the story for you?"… Oh, and the other 30 questions!!! I won't rush you, take you time. As a result If we have a match for more than 50% of the questionnaire, MAYBE we can discuss "Berserk" and don't start sword fighting (but there are no guarantees).
