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eebie

I just ate one

eebie

You can lie when you name things

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

#literallyyyy

goatsgomoo

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

#me at work #very often in fact #alfred

shadowland

Karen Carpenter, c. 1974 photographed by Michael Putland

#been thinking about her a lot lately #we should all be thinking of her at least 15% of the time

orpheuslament

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

#yeah

cloevr

layrasomething02

It's 100% june

#btb

pukicho

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

pukicho

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.