Anyways winter headcanon dump
I think Joshie Pete and Bill all live in places that have snow, but Jerry does not (Cali kid)
Jerry complains abt the cold but it barely gets below 40 degrees F while everyone else has to deal with snow and the cold. Joshie has snow and snowbanks in her area.
Pete and Bill are both more in the city environment, so they don’t come across snowbanks but they’re used to seeing snowfall and feeling the chilliness. They both believe they can tough out the weather but in two different ways. Pete is the kinda guy who throws on a thick jacket and puts on shorts thinking he can survive it and then freezes his balls off. Bill is the type of guy who looks outside and tries to judge the weather, putting on a sweater and a scarf and goes outside and realizes he’s misjudged the wind and cold but he’s too proud to admit it nor go back into his room to get more layers on.
Jerry and Joshie bundle up the most. Jerry takes a long time trying to put together a good outfit that looks well with layers and with the layers taken off. Everything is name brand ofc.
Joshie just has to layer bc her house doesn’t always have heating turned on, so she has on a beanie and scarf, and a thick puffer. She likes feeling warm and cozy, sometimes she’ll go out into the snow and look at it with mitts and all on. Winter is her favorite season. She thinks she’s just like a seal, and her puffer is probably grey like one. Has a heated blanket and creates soft forts with her computer. When she was younger she used to make snowmen and make snow angels but now she doesn’t anymore, but she still thinks about it from time to time.
Pete takes whatever snow he can collect from the snowfall and creates “snowballs” to throw at Bill.
Bill hates the snow, some students have slid ice down his back before for sure.
Jerry goes to Tahoe for ski week every year, he’s a pro at skiing but AWFUL at snowboarding. He likes to ski hills but doesn’t like doing jumps and stuff.
He’s brought Pete along before and Pete has rammed into a tree. Pete prefers snowboarding and he likes to swerve in and out of Jerry’s path (unsure if it’s on purpose or not) and it always messes Jerry up.
Bill is awful at both skiing and snowboarding, and dislikes going sledding as well.
Pete has forced Bill into a sled and they’ve both hit trees FOR SURE.
Joshie loves sledding and hot cocoa. This is the only season you could get her outside, but she prefers a quieter ski slope with barely any people. Jerry managed to get her out with everyone else on his own private ski slope or smth
Joshie is terrified of the ski lifts though so she takes the little treadmill up the kiddie slopes, and doesn’t go super fast down either.
They all enjoy hot cocoa together, Pete keeps spraying whipped cream directly into his mouth, Jerry somehow gets fancy hot cocoa, Bill tries to hide it but he puts espresso shots and a butt load of marshmallows in his, and Joshie adds whipped cream, marshmallows and chocolate drizzle.