Random polls

a side blog for all the random polls i think of

[poll-dancers]

when standing up, can you bend down and touch your toes?

nope

yep

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[poll-dancers]

what annoys you more?

being stuck behind a slow driver

being stuck behind a driver who’s going inconsistent speeds

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[poll-dancers]

on a scale of 1-10, how fucked are we?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[poll-dancers]

what type of storm are you?

tornado

blizzard

hurricane

tsunami

earthquake

thunderstorm

dust storm

firestorm

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

[poll-dancers]

which tv show do you like more?

adventure time

regular show

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[poll-dancers]

would you rather be an upper class woman in Bridgerton or be dead

I’d rather be an upper class woman in bridgerton

I’d rather be dead

Remaining time: 4 hours 50 minutes

[poll-dancers]

which flower would you like to be in my garden?

verbena

marigold

treasure flower

sunflower

peony

rose

poppy

bee balm

petunia

lantana

Remaining time: 3 hours 48 minutes

[poll-dancers]

take an affirmation 🧚‍♀️✨

i deserve to be respected

i am enough

i know that one day i’ll look back and be glad i didn’t quit

i am doing my best today

my body is an incredible and beautiful vessel

i am trusting the journey

i honor my need for rest and alone time

i am getting better each day

i am worth it

i have the inner strength i need to move past my anxiety

Remaining time: 3 hours 15 minutes

[poll-dancers]

are you a good cook?

yes chef

no lol

i’ve got like 2 dishes I’m really good at making

Remaining time: 3 hours 8 minutes

[poll-dancers]

would you be sad if your best friend only responded to your texts once a week

that ain’t ur best friend

yes :(

nah they’ll get back to me eventually

oops that’s me i forgot to respond

Voting ended on8h

[poll-dancers]

what time do you wake up for work/school

3-4am

5-6am

7-8am

8-9am

i don’t have a specific time i have to wake up

another time not listed

Voting ended onJun 3

[poll-dancers]

how do you mark your place in a book?

a bookmark

a random scrap of paper

dog-ear the pages

i just remember the page i left off on

book ribbon

leaf

i leave the book open

e-book user

Voting ended onJun 3

[poll-dancers]

is it rude to tell your partner their breath smells? (especially if they’re trying to kiss you)

yes

no

depends on how you say it

get tf away from me with that stank ass breath

Voting ended onJun 3

[poll-dancers]

do you have freckles?

yeah! freckles all over

no freckles

i have a few

Voting ended onMay 30

[poll-dancers]

select 1 ethel cain truism

god loves you but not enough to save you

if you love me keep it to yourself

love is not enough in this world

if it’s meant to be then it will be

i do it for my daddy and i do it for dale

if it was harder then, it will be better now

jesus can always reject his father, but he cannot escape his mother’s blood

even the iron still fears the rot

heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned

i can’t let go when something’s broken

to love me is to suffer me

i’d reach into your body and fix you if i could

Voting ended onMay 23

[poll-dancers]

pick a new hobby

going into the woods and making cryptid noises to scare hikers

randomly breakdancing in grocery stores

wedding crasher

elvis presley impersonator

interrupting religious protestors to tell them what you had for lunch

Voting ended onMay 23

[poll-dancers]

what’s your opinion on people who name all of their kids with the same first letter (alex, andrea, andrew, etc)

i think it’s cute

kinda weird

hate it

i like it but wouldn’t do it myself

i am one of those people

Voting ended onMay 22