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Chapter 3 is out

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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I finished chapter 2 of my Zoey x Wikipeida fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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I wrote my first fic in a while (or well the first chapter)

. Zoey falls in love with Wikipedia Here's a snippet.

"Hi, I heard you wanted to test the new Wikipedia pilot program". That's me. I'm the pilot" The voice was eerie, not entirely human but not obviously mechanical either"

Zoey walked into the other room. She didn't want to bother her girlfriends.

"I'm sorry but my understanding was that the pilot program wasn't another AI tool. I doubled checked the forms myself"

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Zoe: So I have thoughts Mira: Like the hot kind Rumi: or like the boring kind that we have to listen to you info dump about Mira: Rumi shut up I like bird facts especially because she gets so excited about them Rumi: I know but she gets mad when you call her cute when she's info dumping. Like I just want to make out with her but then she gets all "are you even listening do you even want to know that members of the naval investigative service thought that all the gay service members were friends with an actual women named Dorothy so they tried to find that women and get her to tell them the names of closeted gay service members". like when will I even need to know that Mira: So you can get it intentionally wrong when being bratty. Rumi: Or I could get it intentionally wrong when I'm domming her while she's gagged. Ooo we should do that now. Zoe, Mira, you ready Mira: Yep let's go. Zoe: Guys you forgot about my bird facts

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Zoe: Do you ever think about— Rumi: No I don't ever think about the Roman empire Mira: Rome wasn't even that cool the Indus Valley Civilization had much cooler hydrolic engineering Zoe: I was going to say do you ever think about how in Tanner vs the United States, the Supreme Court ruled that if you smoke crack while on a jury the court cannot overturn your verdict even if you admit to smoking crack afterwords. Mira: Finally a cool fun fact. I'll go get my crack. Rumi: Mira you can still get in trouble for smoking crack you just can't have your verdict overturned. Right Zoe? Zoe: Aww you guys are learning. Also crack is like so bad for you. C'mon look at this graph...

[ellielol]

i think the only people who should be allowed access to AI image/video generation tools are gay men with incredibly niche fetish tumblr blogs. what politicians can i vote for to get this enacted.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

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Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[zerogwings]

this is what poly girls with bpd think is gonna happen to them every single day

[gondorrevealparty]

Optimize your puppygirl for the postseason

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Some people think the draft is when someone turns 18. No weird.

The draft is when a 26 year old software engineer burns out with 10 mil net worth and transitions

[grumpkinpumpkinhead]

Domestic

Awww, poor Zoey. Looks like the poor girl had a bad night. Hopefully her girls will be able to cheer her up.

There we go. Short, sweet, simple, happy ending-

Oh.

Well, that didn't last long.

EDIT: I made it all one big long post, so hopefully it's a little easier to read now.

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Zoe: Do you know that there is a species of bird that is polyamorous. It's called the Greater Ani and... Rumi: There is also a species of human that is polyamorous Zoe: For the last time human is the species. You are not a species of human. Humans are a memeber of the genus homo Rumi: Homo, you mean like us Mira: Oh my gosh you both are being so annoying right now

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Zoe: You know that meme that is like polyamory great because I get to play with Legos while my partners are making out on the bed

Mira: that's not a meme that's a twitter post

Zoe: Well according to Richard Dawkins a meme is just any snippet of culture that spread by imitation. I was going to ask—

Rumi: You were going to ask who is Lego person which is obviously you you were literally programing while we had sex last night.

Zoe: Legos aren't the same as programming

Mira: Stop being so literal urg! Can we just have sex now

Zoe: You guys get started. I want to finish my Lego set

[minjaei]

Zoey, very drunk: Hey beautiful. You taken?

Rumi: Very much yes

Zoey: Damn it.

Zoey, turns to Mira: Hey gorgeous. You single?

Mira: No.

Zoey: Is everyone in this bar taken??...do you two know each other or something?

Rumi: Yes, we're both married to the same woman.

Zoey: The SAME woman!? That lucky son of a—who IS she??

Mira: Some idiot who doesn't recognize her own wives.

Zoey: Well..is she hot at least?

Mira: ...yes.

Zoey: Ok she gets a pass then

Mira: ...

Rumi: ...

Zoey: I need to meet this woman.

Mira: You ARE this woman.

Zoey, gasp: You're both MY wives?

Rumi: yes, honey. .the idiot is you.

Zoey: Prove it. Show me your boobs!

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Rumi: Zoey, there's a huge difference between "girl friend" and "girlfriend".

Rumi: It's the space

Zoey: *hugs Rumi tightly*

Rumi: ???

Zoey: *muffled* Look! There's no more space between us! Does that mean you're my girlfriend now?

[zomira]

[chrysa3tos]

c'mon mira, don't you wanna go for a sunset joyride by the ocean? aka more cozy polytrix visions set sometime in the wolfish behavior future, and an opportunity try painting a more detailed background

[clar-a-m]

omg they're holding hands!! ! 😳 😳 😳

Inspired by girl could make a mannequin hungry by @dreamhardflyfree

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Do you ever try to explain what omegaverse is to someone who's unfamiliar and start to feel insane

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