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“Burning the Midnight Oil”

Stress had been eating away at me the entire workday and I just wanted to leave the office; however, I couldn’t because my department had to meet an impossible deadline. I would’ve given anything for a drink and a massage that night. Instead, I was most likely going to go home to my nagging fiancée, Erica, and her annoying miniature poodle, Holly. As the clock got closer to striking midnight, my team got their shit together and we made enough progress to call it a night. I admit, I wasn’t as relieved as I should’ve been because I was horny and I knew Erica would fuss about me coming in so late instead of giving me some pussy. I had no idea I’d end up finding another way to relieve my stress that night.

“That’s the end of it,” I said to my subordinates. “We have met this quarter’s fiscal deadline. Congratulations.”

“I’m out this bitch,” Leon, my right-hand, called out before strolling over to the elevators.

I laughed and told everyone else, “Goodnight.”

While they all headed to the elevator, I felt the sudden urge to take a piss. So, I headed to the men’s room to handle that. I halfway expected someone to walk in—which always seemed to make my dick hard—but no one ever did. I finished pissing and washed my hands before snapping a pic of myself with my phone to prove to Erica that I actually was at work late. She was always accusing me of seeing some other woman when in reality, I was more likely to cheat on her with another man. Bisexuality remained the ultimate test I had yet to conquer.

Me (Cameron Clark)

I was in the middle of shutting everything down for the night when I heard a noise from the supply closet near my office. I stepped inside to see one of my subordinates, Antoine Ivory, was in there organizing some supplies. Out of my team of fifteen, Antoine was the one who gave me the least amount of bullshit every day. He did what he had to do and never complained about anything. I could always depend on him; and to a somewhat equal extent, Leon to help us advance through the workday. Beyond his dependability, he was sexy as fuck.

“Mr. Ivory,” I said, startling him a little. “You do know everyone else has gone home, right?”

Antoine Ivory

He looked at me and replied, “I know you have to come in here and check all of this stuff before you can leave and I just wanted to help out. You seem a little more…stressed than normal.”

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morrisondauthor

“Practice Makes Perfect”

I will never forget my greatest sexual experience. It was back in 2007 during my freshman year of college. I was back home in Leimert Park visiting for the weekend ready to have some fun but none of my close friends were home that weekend. My little sister was now a senior at my old high school and although we made plans to hang out, she decided to abandon our plans so that she could go on a double date with her best friend and two guys they’d met the prior week at the mall. I would’ve been mad at her if I weren’t so damn proud.

“Leave your hair alone, Riley,” I said to her from my bedroom. “It looks great already.”

She appeared in my doorway and asked, “How in the hell did you know I was messing with my hair?”

“Because I know you. Sis, you’ve been on a million dates already. Relax.”

“Ryan, you don’t understand how fine this boy is. He’s way finer than the boy who likes Candace. I cannot wait for Candace to get here. I know they’re probably already waiting on us.”

I sat up in bed and said, “Well, I hope you have fun while I’m here bored out of my mind.”

“Aw, Ryan.” She sat down on the other end of my bed and offered, “I’m sorry for changing my plans on you but I had no idea Chris and Jason were going to ask me and Candace out on a double date. How about we go shopping tomorrow? I know you probably want to take something cute back to Berkeley on Sunday.”

“Sounds good…only if you agree to pay for food afterwards.”

“Okay, deal.” The sound of a car horn blowing outside caused her to jump up from my bed. She headed back towards my door but turned back and said, “I hope you find something to do tonight, big brother.”

“Yeah, like watching TV with mama and dad.” I rolled my eyes and smiled as I told her, “Have fun on your date.”

Me (Ryan Campbell)

“You know I will. Goodnight.” She hurried out of my room and I soon heard her footsteps going downstairs.

I moved over to my window and looked down just as she was running out to her friend Candace’s car. They sped off down the street and the moment they turned the corner, Tremaine’s Camaro drove in from the other direction. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing at first but immediately snapped back into reality as he pulled into his driveway. Tremaine Brooks was a boy who was on my high school’s football team and lived next door. He’d also been the guy I thought about the most whenever I masturbated.

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wakamaori26

Double up 😉 Pt 1

*TRUE STORY*

🚫 Names have been changed to protect those involved 🚫

Its always good to catch up with family you aint seen in ages, especially when alcohol is involved 😉

My grandmother is somewhat of a matriarch in our family. Shes outlived so many of her children, grandchildren and even great-grandchildren. So when it came to her 80th, the whole family came from all over the country and even from across the ditch to celebrate with her.

Fams started showing up on the Wednesday. More came in on Thursday and then Friday, a lot more arrived. So we started prep. The hangi hole got dug in the evening and rocks burnt through the night.

Naturally, all the guys started drinking. All hot and sweaty from a long day and nights work. I joined the cuzzies and uncles, relaxing after the work I put in.

The hole family knows I’m gay. They like to joke around. One cousin, Jayden, was pretty smashed. Not a stumbly mess drunk but more a happy, open and huggy drunk. He puts his arm over my shoulder, his face right up by my face so that his lips were almost touching my ear. “I miss you my cuz, hope your mans treating you right or ima have to smash him” he says with a laugh. His warm breath in my ear sent chills through my body. “I’m algud cuz, been single for quite some time now” I replied.

“Aww no gud eah cuz, find u a man to take care of that fat *family name* cock hahahhahha” he cracks up .. “fuckya cuz, im algud” i said with a wee chuckle.. our convo continues for another few minutes before he shoots inside for a piss and check on his kids.

A family friend came and stood by me. His names Darren but people just call him D. He’s bro’s with my cousins and that but he’s always at every family function, he’s pretty much family. “Fuck aint seen you for ages g” he said. “Yeah its been ages”.. i ask him how he’s been and how the kids are and stuff. They’re good, things..same old. He asks about me and what I been upto. Hows my live life. Am I still gay.

We talk for a bit and he takes off to join an uncle. A few hours pass and people start dropping like flies, leaving a handful of us around the fire. I noticed D wasnt out here. I thought he’d gone inside.

I walk around the back to the fence, undo my pants and pull out my dick for a piss when I feel some hands hit down on my shoulders..

wakamaori26

Double up 😉 Pt 2

“Fuuuuck u gave me a fright” i said in frustration. “Hahaha fuck sorry bro” D laughs. He stands right next to me and pulls his dick out,ready to piss.. It was dark but light enough to see eachother.

This dude is cute. Baby face with facial hair. Smooth looking lips. Sexy eyes. I felt my head turn to look at his dick. He noticed and teased a little by shaking it around, like a sprinkler. “Get a good look g?” He chuckles. “Nah not really!” I told him. He kinda grins and pivots his body my way as the last of his piss dribbles from his dick.

I was surprised he was letting me get another look. Cheekily, I bend down slightly and say “oh fuck, cant see anything. Got a magnifying glass?” And gave a laugh. He laughed back before punching my arm then grabs my shoulder to pull me down so i’m level with his cock..

He has a sexy dick. Tan looking. Uncut. Hes kinda fair himself but more tan. “Nice” i said “can i see it with my mouth” I jokingly (but seriously) said as I went to stand up straight. He laughed and reckons “Go on then” ..

I paused for a second, shocked he was letting me, then went back down and took his dick in my mouth. I tasted the his piss, still on the tip and foreskin. I gave four bobs on his cock, pulling with my lips each time before standing up.

I lick my lips and hum “mmmm” with a smile “Wonder why they call you D” haha. “Fuuuuck” he said with a frustrated voice. “My dicks getting hard cunt, why did u do that?” .. “eah fuck you said I could” i replied…He puts his dick back in his pants but grabs his hardon. “What a tease cunt, dont start something you not gonna fucking finish” he says..

“Fuck, i’ll finish it. Not here tho!” I told him. “Come to my room” .. I turned and started walking. I got to the house but he didnt follow. My heart sunk a bit. I walked inside anyway and went down the hall. I was horny now so I was gonna have a wank at least. As I turned the door handle, he stumbles in through the back door. I look at him and he signals with his head for me to carry on into the room..So I did. He was right behind me and closed the door behind him..

wakamaori26

Double up 😉 Pt 3

He wasted no time. His hands grasped my hips and he pulled me into him. His lips devoured mine and I was in heaven. We started kissing each others neck before i started kneeling slowly.

His hands grabbed my head and guided it down to a bulge in his pants. I pulled his stiff cock out and tongued it. Up and down making my mouth water. I used that to lube him up and took his dick in my mouth. Softly and slowly, my wet lips run over his meat.

I started to zone out, enjoying every second of the deep, wet head I was giving when there was a knock at the door.

Without waiting for a reply, the door begins to open. FUCK. We scrambled to compose ourselves properly, trying to hide what we were doing and both jumped on the bed and tried to pretend to sleep.

It was Jayden. He turns the light on and sees us still moving a little. Instantly I got butterflies. Nervous. Scared. Dam, we got caught. We sat up and sit at the edge of the bed.

He eyes us both up. “The fuck are yous upto aye?” He asks with a grin on his face. We didn’t even have to say anything. Our awkwardness gave it away. “Holy shit cuz..were yous……?” .. D tried to deny it and say we were tryna sleep but his face was so red and he was stuttering….

The silence was awkward. Til Jayden piped up. “Cuz..i wont say nothing. Promise”…“But we weren’t….we didn’t”..Not convinced, my cousin continues “I won ’t say nothing ….. but i’m next!” ..

trying to play dumb, I ask “…next for what?” .. My voice was shaky and my face red. He gave me this look and I knew….he knew. Defeated, I hang my head say ok. He turns the light off and walks to the bed on the other side of me so im in the middle, “i’ll just wait” he reckons..I didnt move. Nor did D. We stayed still and quiet for at least a minute before Jayden reckons “oh well, if yous aint gonna go, my turn!” I hear him unzip his pants. I was so turned on..

I reached for D’s hand as i leaned into Jaydens crotch. His dick smelled so sweet. Tasted even sweeter. D starts squeezing my hand and I squeezed back. I slid off the bed so i could kneel on the ground.

I carry on sucking my cousins cock while my right hand starts feeling up D’s leg. D puts his hand on mine till it got to his still hard cock..I started moaning before grabbing D’s pants to pull him closer to jayden. He wouldnt move. So I took the cuzzies cock out of my mouth and told D to move over. Then Jaydens hand grabbed D’s arm. Fuck that made me hot..

I moved to D and pull on his pants till his cock sprung out and went straight down on it while wanking my cousin. They both start moaning and then I feel them move. Jayden had lifted his shirt and with the other hand grabbed D’s head and pushed it to his nipple.. It was all on fron there.

Those two started kissing and licking eachothers neck while i took turns on their cocks. D puts his leg between my legs and rubs my cock with his shin. Fucking sexy. I felt D start to tense up and he grabs his cock and starts beating it..“i’m gonna cum” he moans and jayden pushes my head to D’s cock…he started to cum. The first spurt hit my nose so i opened my mouth and swallowed his cock, i didnt wana waste another drop..

This made Jayden wild and he starts beating his cock, moaning louder. D finishes spasming and pushes my head to Jaydens cock.

My tongue rubbing the tip of his dick while he wanks then he groans “i’m gonna cum” .. my lips pucker up and rest on the top of his knob when the spurts of cum start shooting in my mouth.. this tipped me over the edge and with a few strokes of my precum soaked cock, I shoot my load on D’s leg. 8 squirts.

I licked Jayden’s and D’s cocks clean snd kissed them til they went soft..we all stood and pulled our pants up. “Sorry I came on your leg D” i said..He laughs a little before bending down to feel it. He wipes some up and tastes it. “Nice g, thats algud” he said. “Fuck giz a taste cuz” jayden said as he took a sample from D’s leg.

“Solid cuz” he reckons. He pulls me into him and kisses me softly. “Gonna go bed now, mrs be wondering where I am. See u in the morning” .. D follows behind “yo I need a sleep too g, night bro. Shot for that”

“All good” i said and watched them walk out. So wrong but felt so fucking good. Well the next day, D got called into work right after the kai so he couldnt stay and drink. Jaydens mrs and the kids flew back to Plamerston North cos she had shit to do. Jayden booked his flight for two days later. He told his mrs he wanted to make the most of the time with his fams before he leaves. She understood..

I “ate and slept” good for the next 2 days if you know what I mean 😉 Till next time cuz

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Not risking

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Hey. I’m not gonna risk it.

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Storytime: Shhh Don't Tell My Little Brother

I remember back in the day just turned 21 and my best friend Matthew who was 22 years old he took me to my first 21 and over Club for my birthday. We got drunk and party all night. And after the Club it was about 1 in the morning Matthew asked if I wanted to stay the night and play the game and smoke. I agree to spend the night. Matthew who is straight by the way, but is cool and respects the LGBT community. I don’t smoke I watched him smoke. My friend lives with his older brother Willam and a one bedroom apartment Willam is 37 he always reminds me of Wesley Pipes he resembles him to the T

Anyway, it’s about 2 in the morning we just got back from the club and is playing the Gamecube whipping Mathew ass in Mario Kart. His brother comes out the room with nothing on but a robe, his dick kinda poked out but he quickly covered it. And yes Matthew brother knows I’m gay too. I act like I didn’t see it.

Willam: Y'all know its about 3 in the morning and Y'all making up all that noise

Matthew: Alright Bro we about to go to bed in a minute.

Willam: Hurry up and make sure Y'all turn my lights off. Y'all ain’t paying no bills.

We continue to play the game for about a good 15 minutes before Matthew begin to doze off while playing the game. I looked at him like, “yo let’s go to bed, you falling asleep and shit”. We get’s up and lays down the couch bed down, turned off all the lights but left the TV own and instantly fell asleep. I woke up from my sleep having to use the bathroom from all that alcohol. It was about 4 the morning. Walking past Matthew’s brother room, all I heard was a girl moaning. I said to myself he must be deep down in pussy and that’s why he wanted me and Matthew to go to bed so badly. I use the bathroom and try walking slowly by his room without making to much noise didn’t want to disturb him. As I was walking slowly by his room I saw his bedroom door cracked a little bit, so my nasty ass wanted to see a live sex show lol. I creep up on the door and look through to crack.

But to my surprise, he wasn’t fucking anyone this nigga watching porn. Beating the fuck out of his dick.

Willam had a big girthy and long dick, a dick that would wide a pussy up. I couldn’t take my eyes off it as he was laying there with the covers stopping at his dick as he was stroking. Shit, my dick started to get hard as I begin to stroke my dick in my basketball shorts.

I’m starting to precum, draws getting wet, damn I wanted his dick I guess I was getting too much into it because he jumps up covers up and shout out “yo” Oh shit! I slowly walk towards the bathroom making sure it seems like I just want to the bathroom. I wait about a minute before walking back out and to my surprise he was standing there waiting by the door with his rob on.

Willam: Nigga was you watching me beat my dick?

Me: What!?..Nigga Nah.

Willam: I know yo gay ass was.

Willam: Why yo ass like dick anyway? Come here let me show you something.

I follow him into his room it smelled like straight weed and ass in there. He cuts back on the porn

Willam: You see that? that’s what yo ass is missing out on.

He opens a drawer beside his bed the damn drawer was full of weed petals and porn DVDs this dude is a porn fiend. He grabs a DVD and get’s up and walks up to the DVD player inputs the movie in and skip pass to Roxy Reynolds (I love her by the way)

Willam: That's my bitch right here, you telling me you want her over niggas my dude. you bugging little nigga.

I’m sitting here speechless like what are you trying to do I was scared he was about to call some girl over and try to force her to have sex with me why he sits here telling me about how pussy is so good. I let him know that I had pussy before but of course, he didn’t believe me

Willam: Shit nigga you lying if you had pussy then you wouldn’t be running around searching for dicks. That bitch must not have put it on you right.

Me: It’s not that simple my dude.

Willam: Oh you one of them nigga that think you were born that way? You kids man.

Me: It’s a possibility besides nigga’s do it better.

Willams: (Laughs) oh niggas do it better huh?

He get’s up and closes the door.

Willams: Show me.

Whip his dick out right in front of my face…

Me to myself: This is my best friend brother what the fuck!!… FUCK IT. I grab his dick and shave that big ass dick in my mouth

Willam: Damn you sucking dick like that? who taught you how to suck dick? Fuckkk.

He grabs my head shaving all his dick down my throat.

Willam: Damn you ain’t gaging or nothing. faggot ass nigga.

He cuts back on the porn and starts watching it as I deep throat his dick as he is shaving my head into his dick.

Willams: Damn, I need some pussy right now. My homeboys told me ass ain’t no different from pussy, let me see if they were right, hop on his dick right quick little nigga. Bit not tell nobody about this shit or I’ma kill yo faggot ass.

He get’s on the bed throws the rob off and slide in the bed,

Willam: Take that shit off and let me see if ass feel the same ass pussy don’t be scared you like niggas right?

He spits on his dick, I get up and take my basketball shorts off and climbs above him and slides the dick right into my hole. It hurt so good, I start to bounce on his shit he begins to moan and grab my ass.

Willam: Damn, ass do feel like pussy, keep riding my dick faggot ass, you ride dick better than my bitch. I like to take control I’m fucking you, you ain’t fucking me.

He holds my body and begins to pound my shit roughly I couldn’t catch my breath.

Trying my best not to moan too loudly but his dick felt so good inside me, feels like it’s gonna tear my ass up it’s so thick and wide.

Willam: Shhhh nigga shut yo ass up before you wake up my brother. Get on them keens like that bitch on the TV.

I get’s up he spins me around and puts his in dick inside me and starts to pound my shit doggy style. The dick feels so good and still covering my mouth trying not to moan so loudly, he’s granting with his mouth wide open, for a straight dude he’s enjoying my shit.

It’s going on 6am the sun is coming out, this nigga ain’t showing no signs of nutting soon, he still pounding my shit not even caring about the time, hell I feel like he forgot about his brother my best friend is even in the other room. We still going at it, he’s putting me and all kinds of positions and to tell you the truth I was loving every minute of it, shit I haven’t had dick in a minute. Had me back on top of him riding his dick

Willam: I’ma bust in your shit, you can’t get pregnant nigga so why not? Ride my shit until that mother fucker explode.

I start drilling his shit he’s mouth open so wide…He lets out a fuck nigga FUCK!! don’t stop. My legs getting tired but I ain’t stopping, I’m riding his dick like crazy bed moving and squeaking out of place the headboard hitting the wall.

His eye rolls back “oh shit..OH SHIT!! FUCKKKKK!!” it’s like his soul left his body he was lifeless as this dude is shooting his nut all in me like a waterhole of nut I’m still riding as nut is oozing from my ass into his bed.

I climb off of him and lays on next to him ass nut is still oozing from my ass.

Me: Damn I’vee never had a dude nut in me before.

To be honest I was kinda scared because where does that shit go how long do sperm live in your body?

William: Shit! yeah, niggas do it better but I love pussy nigga I just needed something warm around my dick. Don’t fucking tell nobody that I fuck a dude and you bit not tell that nigga in there either, or lose your life. This is between us.

Me: Don’t worry about that ain’t nobody gone know.

I get up from the bed nut still leaking out my ass, puts back on my basketball shorts. He cuts the TV off and gets under the cover. I walk to the bathroom trying to push all that shit out of me. Walks into the living room Matthew is still out like a light. I can’t believe he slept through all that bed noises, get’s back in the couch bed and goes to sleep..what a night. To this day my best friend doesn’t know me and his brother fucked. That was about 11 years ago they both live in Vegas now. Matthew living with his baby momma and daughter. Willam is married with kids. We even hang around each other a couple of times after the fact and never bring it up.

A few hours after, Willams was up cooking breakfast and cracking jokes playing videos games with us like his kids weren’t inside me. It’s a distant memory and it will remain.

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