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critical role is my current main squeeze. i am a HIGHLY positive blog and will not tolerate negativity in regards to shipping. if you don't like vaxleth stay far away from me, dear. how did we get out here in the middle of the ocean general nsfw/occasional inappropriateness warning. I rarely tag things. If you want something specially tagged lemme know, I'd be more than happy to. previous urls: -rickriordamnit -woodofgreenleaves -sitdownkrem

[taesies-archived-deactivated201]

members through the eras [1/7] : jeon jungkook 

[polymachinalives-blog]

[ahgoeff]

Cinematography I’m gay for: the Confident Woman Walk

[its-like-a-story-of-love-deacti]

YASSSSSSSSSS

[seriousjones]

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

[cheaphalloweencostume]

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

[amnesiaguy]

people who shit talk Soft Protagonists like luke skywalker or frodo baggins because they aren’t Tough Guys are formally invited to Fight Me

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Ironically those characters would never tell anybody to fight them…

[amnesiaguy]

that’s why i gotta fight you fuckers for them

[briggsnotmyers]

EXCUSE me Luke “FITE ME” Skywalker can and did show up to his enemy’s house in a black leather outfit and told the Emperor to FUCKING TRY ME BITCH

[genderbinaryisforlosers]

my favourite thing about Lito Rodriguez: he literally has no fucking idea what’s going on. and he doesnt even care that much. he just fucking rolls with it. *lies through his teeth on behalf of a german criminal named wolfgang. how can they understand each other? he has no fucking clue. “we had sex” he says to a man in iceland he has a telepathic connection with. who fucking cares. lets rescue this other chick we’re connected to, fuck yeah.

[smokeandsong]

#remarkably easy going on for a man with precisely 0 chill

[logarto]

barbie as rapunzel is the best film ever made and if you disagree youre an uncultured fool

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When you’re a big baby and don’t care who knows. (via axeeel)

[polymachinalives-blog]

We had to put Oscar to sleep today. I'm a fucking mess. I miss him already

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[president-coriolanus-snow]

omg this is so me 

[full-lifeconsequences]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

I hate this

[goodvibeswastedyouth]

This nigga named everybody in the NBA

[akvela]

Not 1.

[warmbloodedbutch]

after experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity

[secretjardins]

[paprika]

[thatsalotachris]

It occurred to me that the T-rex (we really need an official name for her) from the original Jurassic Park only killed one human in the movie, and it was that shitty lawyer who abandoned the kids anyway, so he had it coming. She wasn’t in the second or third film as those took place on the other island. She was, however, in Jurassic World where (spoilers) she saved everyone’s asses, JUST like she did at the end of the first film. So let’s do a tally here.

Humans Killed: 1

Humans Saved: 8 + 1 velociraptor

In conclusion the T-rex is the real protagonist of the series thank you.

[aivim]

…In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. 

[polyamsuggestion]

Hey! Could you reblog this if you are polyamorous or support polyamory? I’d like to get to know how many people are educated or identify as polyamorous xx

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

honestly official d&d stuff is super kind and always emphasizes fun first and it’s so different from the stringent serious rules-first impression of d&d i was always given before i started playing??? like this is all such sound advice

“it’s a game in your imagination just have fun and make a cool story with your friends”

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

LIKE THEY LITERALLY ENCOURAGE U TO BE TRANS/GENDER VARIANT/NON BINARY ID LIKE TO THANK EVERY WIZARD OF THE COAST INDIVIDUALLY

[soft-butch-cassidy]

Not to mention the racial diversity of the humans alone! And practical armor for men and for women in the official art! The first picture is the face of the human race in the player handbook, a black woman in beautiful yet fully functional armor!