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sc: polynomialsauce

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[plants4]

[wizardjpeg]

on my way to TARGET

[theosbournesgifs]

[celloizing]

Igor Stravinsky, Le sacre du printemps (1913)

[gyllenhawl-blog]

[babyjennyholzer]

trainspotting (1996) dir. danny boyle

[polynomialsauce]

Ive lost 15 pounds wassup wassup

[bootykage]

My dick long as shit

It’s already in 2017

[whitegirlsaintshit]

ya neck long as shit

[whitegirlsaintshit]

ya forehead long as shit

[whitegirlsaintshit]

nose bout long as shit u look like squidward

[bootykage]

Shut ur long Nile river booty crack back ass up

[whitegirlsaintshit]

nigga gtf you got a cryptkeeper yardstick ass forehead boy don’t play with me

[bootykage]

You built like a transforming shopping cart u bunyun bref ass ho

[whitegirlsaintshit]

nigga ya nuts smell like a rabid swamp rat you musty ass klay thompson neck ass nigga

[bootykage]

But wholetime ur butt out here smellin like bikini bottom, rock bottom like *fart noise* shit boy. U eat endless duck sauce packets tryin grow wings u slow as shit boy

[whitegirlsaintshit]

u slang dick for sandwich meat, oliver twist “please sir some more” neck ass. ya barber shape you up with a whole hyundai sonata. upper lip smell like a gas pump handle like shit.

[bootykage]

You look like Morpheus in the face ur big “my breath smells like 2 half dollars and a wet penny” face ass

[whitegirlsaintshit]

you smell like bow wow’s scalp nigga ur chin look like a sterilite pencil box like shit ol ed the talkin horse mouth ass

[dateagirlwhosweird]

Date a girl who causes new rooms and hallways to be spontaneously added to any building she spends more than twelve hours in. She never bothers exploring the new additions, and usually prefers to keep the doors to them locked without giving a reason. You always decline when she asks if you want to spend the night at her house. Even if she learned to ignore them, you haven’t gotten used to the distant voices begging for help coming from deep within the labyrinth.

[flippyspoon]

[korra]

literally coldbrew glamglow

[olive2004]

croissant moisture boost

[guayabas]

rice krispie water drop

[cinabonjovi]

chocolate cake shea butter

[khaliflow3r]

Bake tea tree oil

[heylookitsarevolution]

turkey sandwich ponds

[faoileog]

pasta-bake nivea day cream

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

monteray jack cheese fries creme de corps

[blackberryshawty]

Croissant Vaseline

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

please tell me you dont put that on your face…….

[whitegirlsaintshit]

Strawberry Dream Cream

[polynomialsauce]

Rice Chex Air Repair

[turnon]

[eddiemurphy-deactivated20170813]

[mpregcraig]

[1000soffreecursors]

me: babe u look like an angel :)

her:

[recentgooglesearches]

skin is all gone?

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

grab her booty so hard she farts