Freak Central

Mm mm mm the sweet, sweet taste of everyone on Prime being queer BECAUSE I SAID SO

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Call me Dakota // he/they/she

I was promised hot, t4t, freak sex on JRWIblr and so far I have been very disappointed. Where are my fellow freaks? My RPers? My villain PD enthusiasts?

‼️ I will make sex jokes/comments about my favorite characters! Feel free to make them back.‼️

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voted prime’s most romantic couple

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ur art doesn’t need to be perfect!!! it does need to be horny & grotesque tho

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they’re like creatures to me

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reblog if you:

- are aromantic and want to kill

- think aromantic people should be allowed to kill

- think fish are pretty cool

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is it really possible for two clones to be best friends and share calzones with a romantic undertone?

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I headcanon Dakota and Vyncent as the hairiest motherfuckers with their smooth boyfriends Ashe and Will.

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Canonical snork mimimi-ers

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does anyone have a clip of Dave and sweet summer child William from the 33 rolled please I need it so so badly please it’s pride month

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I FOUND A CLIP

transcript:

Dakota: ...Have no brothers.

Grizzly: Damn, what if Dakota had a brother, just secretly.

Dave: You do.

Grizzly: Oh my god-wait, wait, wait.

Sweet Summer Child William: Hey, come back over here we’re not done eating our ice cream.

Dave: Oh sorry man, didn’t mean to leave you hanging like that. That’s just not what friends do. They’re honest with each other and open.

Sweet Summer Child William: You’re a good guy, Dave.

Dave: One day I aspire to be more like you.

Charlie: Wait-what was his name again?

Grizzly (still in the SSCW voice): Uh, Sweet Summer Child William.

Dave: Sweet Summer Child William, you gonna finish that calzone?

Sweet Summer Child William: If you finish it with me.

Dave: Let’s meet in the middle.

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HAPPY PRIDE FROM THE PRIME DEFENDERS :DD

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“It’s too much — it’s too much for anyone — to think about all the people you’re hurting, and all the people that those actions are hurting, and if they’re hurt then who else is hurt. Don’t worry about all that. Just close your eyes, be Dakota for a minute — just Dakota — and…answer your own question of what he wants.”

[leafatlaw]

ahhhh hair as a metaphor for growth and freedom. Vyncent growing his hair out in prime because his mom used to always cut it for him and he can’t bear anyone else cutting it. But after a while he finds he likes it long, and learns how to do different hairstyles and braids

Dakota keeping his hair long normally. And when he cuts it he does it himself. Until one time he lets tide cut it, and after he’s so happy because it finally looks right. And everytime tides gone it gets longer and messier. In the timeskip it gets full of sticks and leaves. But the moment they find tide the first moment of peace after that, Dakota asks tide to cut his hair.

And William always used to have his hair cut the same way by the same stylist in deadwood. But after awhile he experiments with styles and different lengths. But overtime between all the hero work and loving in the Winnebago, hair becomes the least thing on his mind. His hair grows long and untamed full of knots and tangled. Washing it is too much effort and even brushing it doesn’t seem so important. He hated the white streaks and stops looking in mirrors. The only time it gets any attention is when William lets Vyncent brush and braid it, late at night, alone after an everyone’s asleep.

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I don’t remember making this

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the 3hr and 17min ghostkicks compilation is complete :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0vNv42JqRs

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Dear winnebago

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gaytide pirates

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I need Niklaus CARNALLY