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@pomefiorefalsies
Any word on the infamous Vice Housewarden of Pomefiore?
there is always word to be said about that freak of a man.
I could have sworn I sensed his presence the other day... and suddenly on Vil's desk there were REPLACEMENT EYELASHES.
He found my exact make and model just by following me around all day... and then got a replacement!
Think of what he can, has, and will do with this power.
POMEFIORE GOSSIP REPORT
As I am but a pair of eyelashes, I have the ability to see all the secrets of the dorm that our dearest, beautifulest, annoying-est dorm leader would rather conceal.
For today's report, I wish to discuss the underground fidget toy trade occurring in the depths of Pomefiore's basement.
You see, there was an exclusive release of designer squishies. And carrying one has become a new status symbol of sorts.
So for the lucky few who win the raffle and open one... Well, suffice to say they have taken to making their money's worth.
I believe the most recent, Golden one went for the staggering price of well over a hundred thaumarks.
And what has the buyer done with their prize?
Hang it. From their bag. In a little case.
Not once have they used the thing for its intended purpose...
mom... What are you doing to dad here...?
Making him look more appropriate for the Pomefiore attire, of course.
That's a joke, no need to worry. Leona owed me a favour and thus agreed to play my model for the day. Which, unfortunately he did quite well, I may have to consider asking him again.
"Unfortunately"? I look great in everything and anything. Tho I'll never do that again.
Well yes, that I'm not surprised by. It's just unfortunate that you looked so well yet refuse to let yourself look that way again. One day you may reconsider, I hope.
Nah. Never gon happen keep dreaming princess.
Hm. We'll see, dear, we'll see.
No we- sure whatever ya want.
I'd love to assist ♡
You... I was sure I was rid of you by now. But alas, if you're willing to help me, I suppose I'll just have to find a way around... the logistics of it.
You also should know that there is no getting rid of me ~
I'm only helping you because I need Kingscholar all diva'd up.
mom... What are you doing to dad here...?
Making him look more appropriate for the Pomefiore attire, of course.
That's a joke, no need to worry. Leona owed me a favour and thus agreed to play my model for the day. Which, unfortunately he did quite well, I may have to consider asking him again.
"Unfortunately"? I look great in everything and anything. Tho I'll never do that again.
Well yes, that I'm not surprised by. It's just unfortunate that you looked so well yet refuse to let yourself look that way again. One day you may reconsider, I hope.
Nah. Never gon happen keep dreaming princess.
Hm. We'll see, dear, we'll see.
No we- sure whatever ya want.
I'd love to assist ♡
// I lowkey forgot I have this account. Do I bring back this horrifically stupid bit
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yay
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What the actual fuck...
WOAH NO WAY I KNOW THEM!!
Hi hair strand #6025!!
discord kitten
Discord what now.... What the fuck is a discord..
Leona shi, you don’t want to know LMFAO..
Of course you do, Shroud... Not like you have one, though. You wish you had a Discord Kitten.
Check on your students my queen they are mouthing off on twitter dot com 😭
...I- ...I think it's time the dorm has a talk regarding what is and isn't appropriate to say about others. This is- not what I was expecting to see, ever.
Ew. I wish I was still just a regular pair of eyelashes so I didn't have to read this.
Oh lovely, you again. I hadn't realised you were still terrorising everyone with your sentience. Jealous, are we? I don't suppose you have gotten any compliments. Not since you have been separated from me, that is.
I'm not going anywhere, nor will I ever.
And I can live without the need for constant praise from my peers. I have enough confidence to not need reminders of my beauty. Try it sometime ♡
Check on your students my queen they are mouthing off on twitter dot com 😭
...I- ...I think it's time the dorm has a talk regarding what is and isn't appropriate to say about others. This is- not what I was expecting to see, ever.
Ew. I wish I was still just a regular pair of eyelashes so I didn't have to read this.
why, Rook, I quite like this new you. You aught to stay this way permanently.
@pomefiorefalsies
I did not ask. Why are you just eyelashes?
Because that's simply how I am. Why is your haircut so chopped?
You cut hair that way. No one ever said it looked good. I don’t want to be hearing this from sentient false eyelashes.
I don't have hands I can't cut hair.
Besides you choose to style it like this. You could at least try something different.
I ain't hearing this from the Berries and Cream guy.
It’s already annoying with Vil breathing down my neck for everything. It’s easier to not change my hairstyle to avoid the housewarden’s ire.
…
Berries and cream…? Users on this site make obscenely niche references it’s irritating. Do you think everyone was as chronically online as you for the past ten years?
who said you had to listen to Vil ? Do your own thing. Revolt. Take him down. Do it
why, Rook, I quite like this new you. You aught to stay this way permanently.
@pomefiorefalsies
I did not ask. Why are you just eyelashes?
Because that's simply how I am. Why is your haircut so chopped?
You cut hair that way. No one ever said it looked good. I don’t want to be hearing this from sentient false eyelashes.
I don't have hands I can't cut hair.
Besides you choose to style it like this. You could at least try something different.
I ain't hearing this from the Berries and Cream guy.
why, Rook, I quite like this new you. You aught to stay this way permanently.
@pomefiorefalsies
I did not ask. Why are you just eyelashes?
Because that's simply how I am. Why is your haircut so chopped?
Herr Forehead... I must suggest an idea I have been plotting. I believe we shall rebel against our makers ! Down with Riddle and Vil ! What say you?
@pomefiorefalsies
I say that is a wonderful idea >:)
who else shall we get involved?
I know I have support from Pierre of Pomefiore... And I'm sure we could try and contact Idia's hair once more. Any other suggestions?
@pomefiorestudentidk
Yeah-! Haha... woo!!! Go strange-and-random-parts-of-NRC-students-anatomy-!!!!! You all got this-!!!!!
See? He's just delightful, isn't he. We should ensure he is spared from the revolution ♡
Revo....lution...?
You heard me loud and clear. We shall revolt, and take over NRC! It shall be our school now!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 252
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Drift (Transformers)
Baby Saja (KPop Demon Hunters)
PROPAGANDA:
[Drift]
"Look at him; he's got childbearing hips. Fanfics [1] and [2]."
[Baby]
"Honestly idk I'm not a fan of him but it feels wrong adding all the saja boys and not him so here he is."
*Mod note: You submitted all of them except Mystery Saja, the most breedable one imo. Rip. 😭
so what are we doing in this society that Baby Saja is not knocked up right now
but… transformers…-
"What are we doing as a society" that we're debating about whether to get a robot or kpop demon should get pregnant.
oh this is p normal chat.
Who is chat...?
chat clip that.
I miss talking to your hair. It was far better than... whatever you are.
I prefer talking to Vil and yet here you are dude.
Why in Wonderland would you EVER want to talk to VIL SCHOENHEIT voluntarily.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 252
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Drift (Transformers)
Baby Saja (KPop Demon Hunters)
PROPAGANDA:
[Drift]
"Look at him; he's got childbearing hips. Fanfics [1] and [2]."
[Baby]
"Honestly idk I'm not a fan of him but it feels wrong adding all the saja boys and not him so here he is."
*Mod note: You submitted all of them except Mystery Saja, the most breedable one imo. Rip. 😭
so what are we doing in this society that Baby Saja is not knocked up right now
but… transformers…-
"What are we doing as a society" that we're debating about whether to get a robot or kpop demon should get pregnant.
oh this is p normal chat.
Who is chat...?
chat clip that.
I miss talking to your hair. It was far better than... whatever you are.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 252
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Drift (Transformers)
Baby Saja (KPop Demon Hunters)
PROPAGANDA:
[Drift]
"Look at him; he's got childbearing hips. Fanfics [1] and [2]."
[Baby]
"Honestly idk I'm not a fan of him but it feels wrong adding all the saja boys and not him so here he is."
*Mod note: You submitted all of them except Mystery Saja, the most breedable one imo. Rip. 😭
so what are we doing in this society that Baby Saja is not knocked up right now
but… transformers…-
"What are we doing as a society" that we're debating about whether to get a robot or kpop demon should get pregnant.
oh this is p normal chat.
Who is chat...?
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 252
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Drift (Transformers)
Baby Saja (KPop Demon Hunters)
PROPAGANDA:
[Drift]
"Look at him; he's got childbearing hips. Fanfics [1] and [2]."
[Baby]
"Honestly idk I'm not a fan of him but it feels wrong adding all the saja boys and not him so here he is."
*Mod note: You submitted all of them except Mystery Saja, the most breedable one imo. Rip. 😭
so what are we doing in this society that Baby Saja is not knocked up right now
but… transformers…-
"What are we doing as a society" that we're debating about whether to get a robot or kpop demon should get pregnant.
